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Q. Why is it so hard to swat a housefly? A. It sees you coming in slow motion15:42
GTA 5 review round-up: can anyone say a bad word?13:05
Yohan Cabaye apologises to Newcastle fans following interest from Arsenal during the summer21:17
Fashion industry has become more racist, says Naomi Campbell06:56
Costa Concordia’s long voyage from its watery grave to the wrecking yard begins22:47
Syria gas attacks: the clear and concise evidence from UN chemical weapons inspectors21:45
Indyplus LIVE: United v Leverkusen17:16
Junk food at the till: Can supermarkets be trusted to help us eat better?21:14
Indyplus gallery: Shooting in Washington21:28
Indyplus gallery: Costa Concordia salvage operation14:28
New flats for students in Durham to be built in Victorian mental hospital?18:47
University blues: Why this Bullingdon snap is just the beginning for depressing news about Oxford’s narrow demographic12:48
GTA 5 launch: Are you a true Grand Theft Auto fan?21:09
Medium: the new publishing platform from Twitter's co-founder15:18
Reliant Robin named worst British car of all time18:12
Sunderland manager Paolo Di Canio accepts £8,000 fine for actions during defeat to Arsenal21:10
Billy Connolly diagnosed with Parkinson's: The thing about the disease is that everyone is different17:43
Marin Cilic suspended for nine months over banned stimulant11:34
Nina Davuluri - the first Miss America winner from Indian background - dismisses barrage of racist abuse00:00
Life on Marsden: Want to know how to have sex with women? Read on...19:03
Why the Lib Dems are doomed to be unpopular – and also powerful23:45
Barclays rated as ‘worst bank’ for honesty and customer service17:22
Tory MP Tim Loughton to apologise for saying Sarah Teather was a poor families minister ‘because she didn't produce one of her own’00:00
TV review - The Fried Chicken Shop (Channel 4) served up something surprisingly tender10:06
Crazy in love? Beyoncé pulled off stage by excited fan in Sao Paulo16:49
Simon Pegg: A role in JJ Abrams' Star Wars reboot would be mission impossible00:00
The Michael J Fox Show: Putting Parkinson's at the heart of the story22:23
King of Swaziland to marry his 15th wife18:03
Viktoria Plzen v Manchester City: Unbeaten Czech league champions set to welcome Manuel Pellegrini's side to the Struncovy Sady Stadion21:13
US Navy Yard massacre: Suspected gunman among 13 dead after gun rampage at Washington military site22:52
London Fashion Week: Lessons in English from Christopher Kane, Giles Deacon and Christopher Bailey00:00
Meningitis B: 'I can't let others go through what we endured'19:42
Afghanistan: High-ranking policewoman murdered in ambush00:00
The 10 Best children's coats23:49
How to keep the seas safe from piracy11:09
‘Lies, misinformation, and delay’: Family of Mark Duggan angry as inquest opens into fatal shooting23:19
Cambodian textile workers who supply UK clothing stores ‘starving’ and suffering 'mass faintings'23:22
Inside Westminster: Mind the 'perception gap', or else we pick on the wrong targets23:11
Turkey shoots down Syrian helicopter after it crosses border22:36
Andy McSmith's Lib Dem Conference Diary: 'Do I want to throw myself in the Clyde? Yes, I do'13:58
Lib Dem conference: Vince Cable accuses Tories of stooping to 'dog-whistle politics' and being hostile to immigrants18:06
Steve Richards in conversation with Vince Cable at the Lib Dem Conference fringe22:32
Donald Macintyre's Lib Dem Conference Sketch: Party’s Jeremiah Vince Cable retreats, but leaves us in no doubt where his true allegiances lie18:43
Lib Dem conference: Leaked briefing over tax hike for 2.6m earning over £50,000 blamed on 'a cock-up on top of a mistake'22:11
Indyplus videos: London Fashion Week SS14 shows12:08
Crystal Palace chairman demands divers are punished with red card following tumble by Manchester United winger Ashley Young21:58
Indyplus gallery: Fifth ODI21:58
Indyplus gallery: Fifth ODI21:49
Ian Herbert: NextGen21:32
Paedophile who posed as Justin Bieber jailed for 14 years21:33
Indyplus video: Costa Concordia rescue21:27
Crackdown on company pension ‘rip-off charges’21:26
Indyplus video: Billy Connolly's prostate cancer21:26
Indyplus video: Billy Connolly's prostate cancer21:19
Indyplus video: Barack Obama on the Washington shooting21:07
Indylus video: Christopher Jefferies and police apologies17:29
Put Latin on national curriculum, Michael Gove told20:45
David Thomas: Privilege20:45
Steve Richards: Politics20:44
Leaders 2: Fettering of the press20:44
Leaders 1: Small change20:36
Archie Bland: Environment20:36
Archie Bland: Environment19:23
California porn actors free not to use condoms in sex scenes after state fails to pass bill - despite spate of HIV cases20:29
Natalie Haynes: Favourite play20:27
Terence Blacker: Public service20:23
Indyplus gallery: Knut, the much-loved polar bear20:08
Indyplus video: Meningitis symptoms20:04
Astronaut gets sweet delivery as private company ships chocolate and other foodstuffs to International Space Station19:58
Indyplus videos: Jack Johnson's hits19:51
Indyplus video: Michael J. Fox new NBC show19:45
Israeli Supreme Court revokes internment law that has seen 2,000 African migrants imprisoned without charge14:28
Mamadou Sakho may make Liverpool debut against Swansea18:54
A veiled threat to race relations? Judge rules that woman must remove niqab to give evidence during trial10:18
'He doesn't juggle. He doesn't twist balloons into animal shapes. He just stares': Who is the creepy clown terrifying the people of Northampton?18:53
Manchester United 2 Crystal Palace 0: Player ratings aggregator15:29
England v Australia: Fifth ODI in pictures00:00
Taking a break is hard to do00:00
Mr Lynch's Holiday, By Catherine O'Flynn. Viking, £14.9919:01
Gloucester's Nick Wood faces long ban as referees feel the strain19:01
Gloucester's Nick Wood faces long ban as referees feel the strain18:49
The love of money has corrupted our idea of public service18:50
Greece's Herculean task is to survive a recession as big as the Wall Street Crash18:30
Greek police use tear gas on protesting school staff as teachers go on strike against cuts16:39
Officer close to tears as he tells soldier Jason Smith's inquest of extreme heat18:44
Editorial: Proposed changes to libel law would stifle the press18:44
Editorial: Until account numbers are portable, banks will not really have to compete18:40
Our fear of nuclear energy may cost us the earth10:11
Lib Dem conference: Nick Clegg rejects calls by activists for government to adopt Plan B18:36
‘Downtown Abbey’ isn’t just fantasy, it’s our present reality18:29
Virginia Ironside's dilemmas: How can we make my son a good student?17:04
GTA 5: Five things you need to know about Grand Theft Auto V18:26
Letters: No niqab in a truly tolerant society18:20
The play’s the thing – and now you can vote for your favourite18:06
'It is our right to use the willow cane': Inside the Twelve Tribes Christian fundamentalist sect at centre of childcare controversy00:00
Jack Johnson: 'I never really felt like pushing boundaries'18:00
Daily football news quiz17:54
Thousands flee to safety after Indonesian volcano Mount Sinabung erupts17:58
The big curriculum choice in East Jerusalem's occupied territory: Israeli or Palestinian?15:20
Exonerated landlord Christopher Jefferies calls for arrested people to be anonymous till charged17:51
Australian PM Tony Abbott criticised for one-woman Cabinet06:29
Police send 'letter of exoneration expressing regret' to Christopher Jefferies - the innocent landlord of murdered Joanna Yeates17:48
Chinese blogger Charles Xue forced to apologise on television for ‘negative’ internet posts00:00
Salustiano Sanchez-Blazquez: The world's oldest man00:00
Jon Manchip White: Novelist who fell out of love with Britain00:00
Joan Regan: Singer who had hits in the 1950s and became the toast of the London Palladium17:39
Ben Miller to turn MPs expenses scandal into West End stage show The Duck House16:54
Samsung refuse to slow down: Galaxy Gear 2 rumoured for January 201410:12
Grand Theft Auto 5 maker Rockstar investigating reports Amazon shipped game to customers ahead of launch17:34
Netflix admits they use piracy sites to help pick their shows17:28
Rio Ferdinand insists he is capable of playing three games in a row for Manchester United17:30
Manchester City v Manchester United: Howard Webb selected to take charge of derby17:26
Bayer Leverkusen v Manchester United: David Moyes should be confident of taking at least a point back to Old Trafford but needs to be wary of Stefan Kiessling17:26
Chelsea v Basle: Juan Mata desperate to play role for Blues in Champions League17:24
Manchester City players 'can't believe' Gareth Barry was allowed to leave for Everton, reveals Leighton Baines01:00
Syria crisis: ‘clear and convincing evidence of sarin gas’ says UN11:00
The power of Grand Theft Auto - the greatest gaming franchise ever16:46
Man punches bear (but he's not sure where)16:23
An icy response for British firm that tried to muscle in on Knut the much-loved polar bear16:42
Wayne Rooney's headband, Cristiano Ronaldo's glasses and the strangest accessories worn by footballers16:06
74 goals and six goalless draws - the lowest scoring start in the history of the Premier League16:11
A frosty G20 puts global warming on ice15:56
One Direction star Louis Tomlinson pulls out of Doncaster Rovers debut due to injury picked up in Gabriel Agbonlahor tackle15:59
Kaka refuses wages after sustaining injury on return for AC Milan15:44
Hot homes: price reductions15:38
Spotlight on City of London: property area guide14:00
Wayne Rooney's headband, Cristiano Ronaldo's glasses and the strangest accessories worn by footballers15:25
Swansea City v Liverpool: Premier League match preview15:10
Kaesong Park open for business: North and South Korea resume cooperative project13:52
Tourists visiting Malta driven round the bend by the unpopular buses that Boris Johnson rejected14:10
‘Brain-eating’ amoeba found in US drinking water supply for first time06:46
'Inexperienced' British climber Robert Buckley falls 2,000ft to death in New Zealand15:00
Seasalter, Whitstable CT510:14
It is not 'appropriate' for students to wear veil in classroom, says Nick Clegg14:52
Pound gains ground as Summers pulls out14:48
French Connection struggles to close worst-performing UK stores14:50
Watchdog puts PwC audit of Berkeley under spotlight14:47
Two City high-fliers take pay cuts for Lloyds and RBS sell-off roles14:42
Co-op bondholders demand talks on bank's £1.5bn bail-in plan12:44
'Fantastic, top quality, and gifted' Mesut Ozil lauded by his new Arsenal team-mates Olivier Giroud, Aaron Ramsey and Jack Wilshere13:02
Transfer news: Newcastle 'target' Bafetimbi Gomis plans to remain at Lyon until the end of the season12:36
Billionaire investor Prince Alwaleed values Twitter at $15bn but doubts from the market remain13:41
Eric Abidal reveals that former Barcelona team-mate Dani Alves offered to donate part of his liver to the Frenchman when he needed a transplant last year13:41
Fifa medical chief issues warning over summer World Cup in Qatar13:06
Infographic: How do you right a ship four times the size of the Titanic?13:29
Video: London Fashion Week - Alexa Chung talks about Harry Styles00:00
Obama defends Geneva chemical weapons deal as Syria claims 'victory'11:58
Olivier Giroud calms fears he will miss Marseille match as Arsenal injury concerns worsen with news of Santi Cazorla absence13:12
Video: London Fashion Week - Celebrities at the Topshop show13:05
Gallery: Santi Cazorla ankle injury adds to lengthy absentee list for Arsenal13:05
Video: Actor Douglas Booth on Mulberry show at London Fashion Week12:52
Parents of April Jones finally free to bury daughter as inquest concluded12:50
Video: Giant polar bear carried through London in oil drilling protest12:46
South Korean soldiers kill man trying to cross border into North12:46
Man's best friend? Research shows dogs are happy to interact with robots12:41
Iran President Hasan Rouhani will accept anyone elected by Syrian people11:15
Let's get it on! Amir Khan responds to Floyd Mayweather challenge12:31
US dollar dips as Lawrence Summers quits Federal Reserve race01:00
Gareth Bale scores on debut for Real Madrid - but discovers there's no place to hide following £86m switch12:11
Ivory Coast face Senegal for place at 2014 World Cup10:26
Arsene Wenger admits Arsenal were 'a bit lucky' after Jozy Altidore 'goal' for Sunderland was ruled out01:00
Davis Cup: Andy Murray sets sights high after return to top flight11:56
In pictures: Famous clowns12:02
In pictures: Famous clowns10:31
Blow for Saracens as England centre Brad Barritt is ruled out until Christmas01:00
Following victory over Saul Alvarez - Just how good is Floyd Mayweather?00:16
Triathlon: Jonathan Brownlee misses out and faces wrath of big brother Alistair01:00
Champions League: Sami Hyypia, quiet man of Bayer Leverkusen, prepares for return to the familiar haunt of Manchester United's Old Trafford11:34
Manchester United v Bayer Leverkusen: Shinji Kagawa in contention to play in Champions League meeting01:00
Swansea v Liverpool: Brendan Rodgers promises there is plenty more to come after adding steel to style01:00
Arsene Wenger warns there is 'a lot more to come' from Arsenal's £42.5m signing Mesut Ozil01:00
Second coming of Jose Mourinho is hampered by naivety as Chelsea lose to Everton01:00
Premier League debuts: Mesut Ozil sparkles for Arsenal, Marouane Fellaini strolls for Manchester United and Tottenham signing Christian Eriksen is now in the spotlight01:00
Former Manchester City manager Mark Hughes offers warning to Manuel Pellegrini over attempting 'balancing act'11:48
Sick of school sport? University might just relight your fire10:24
Swansea v Liverpool: Victor Moses keen to make impact reveals Brendan Rodgers01:00
Cristiano Ronaldo agrees £76m Real Madrid deal to end hopes of Manchester United return - and insists he has 'no issue' with Gareth Bale10:29
Swansea v Liverpool: Jonjo Shelvey reveals Steven Gerrard attempted to persuade him to remain at Anfield01:00
Chelsea midfielder Josh McEachran knows all the obstacles placed before young English talent00:21
Comment: Why does it take several foreigners like Rafa Benitez and Mauricio Pochettino to speak up for England's ability?10:20
Former Premier League referee warns pressure on officials could lead to suicide11:30
Prices of flats and terraces up by a third11:29
Music review: Roger Waters' The Wall tour - The crowd weeps during 'Comfortably Numb'10:34
The biggest week of Gareth Bale's career: From meeting Cristiano Ronaldo to scoring on his Real Madrid debut00:14
Motorcycling: Jorge Lorenzo stays in title hunt with smooth fifth victory00:12
England vs Australia ODI: Anything is possible for Jos Buttler the fearless11:16
Theatre review: Farragut North, Southwark Playhouse, London10:23
Robin van Persie reveals he wants to extend his contract with Manchester United and is targeting at least 'two or three trophies this season'11:15
So what are the Fulbright scholarships?01:00
Adnan Januzaj flair invokes the spirit of George Best at Manchester United - a welcome foil to Ashley Young's diving10:46
Music review: Tired Pony - Snow Patrol frontman Gary Lightbody's supergroup is cloyingly smug10:45
Billy Connolly undergoes prostate cancer surgery and is diagnosed with Parkinson's - but will keep working10:43
EY ITEM Club looks to inform businesses with their leading economic forecasts10:35
Take a break from the norm with alternative London accommodation00:01
TV review: Gino’s Italian Escape (Fri, BBC1) and What Remains (Sun, BBC1)10:25
Cable: Lib Dems never going back to free tuition10:25
Cable: Lib Dems never going back to free tuition10:27
Premier League footballers among those asked to wear rainbow laces next weekend01:00
Relief for Wayne Rooney as David Moyes vows not to play him in midfield10:09
Insidious: Chapter 2 puts the frighteners on the US box office tripling the opening takings of its predecessor10:04
Benefit cheats face 10 years in prison as Keir Starmer sets out 'tough' new Crown Prosecution Service guidelines09:23
Classical review: Fabio Biondi and Europa Galante bring the music of the Red Priest to gutsy life08:56
Music review: Caro Emerald - There isn't anything shocking about this Dutch diva08:46
Music review: Leonard Cohen - The 78-year-old troubadour enjoys a mournful waltz00:44
Classical review: quartet-lab, Wigmore Hall, London07:40
Legalising cannabis: £1.25bn tax benefit - without necessarily damaging public health07:38
Lib Dem reality check: 59% of voters say party is worse now than in 201003:58
Robert Fisk: Cut! Obama’s hopes for a Hollywood ending in Syria were always going to end in tragedy03:54
Yasmin Alibhai-Brown: We should not indulge this reactionary custom03:50
Owen Jones: Tories blame the poorest for their own plight. But so now does Labour03:48
Leading article: A chance for peace - The US-Russian agreement on Syria offers new hope for a negotiated end to the conflict03:14
Video: Vince Cable on Fracking03:06
Video: Nick Clegg on taxes02:58
Video: The latest on the Syria chemical weapons pact02:41
Video: David Cameron on Somalia02:31
Video: Secret Theatre02:24
House prices to continue surge as bubble fears grow02:18
Updates: Swansea vs Liverpool02:10
Sam Wallace: McEachran knows all the obstacles placed before young English talent01:30
The Week Ahead: Petra still showing diamond potential01:28
Gideon Spanier: Jason Seiken brings a radical vision to the conservative Telegraph Media Group. But who’s buying into it?01:20
Small Talk: Firms must start to switch banks now it’s much easier01:16
Retail rocked by ‘disappointing’ August decline01:16
Video: ‘What Remains’01:15
What the Sunday papers said01:15
What the Sunday papers said01:13
Christopher Kane joins raft of new designers in Mount Street for first store01:12
Video: Tracks from Anna Calvi01:12
Firms continue to hoard cash despite UK recovery01:11
MoD suppliers warn Government of risk to security of privatising budget agency01:08
New rules have banks offering incentives to move accounts01:07
Indyplus music videos: Arctic Monkeys01:03
In pictures: Saturday's Premier League action00:55
Now Amazon embroiled in EU tax probe00:49
Leicester house fire: Six held in fatal arson inquiry00:48
Public ‘unaware’ of care-home costs - and of probability they will need care themselves00:23
America's Cup: Bay thriller swings to Emirates New Zealand00:20
Matt Butler: World Cup hat-trick hero has his cerebral teeth pulled00:23
In pictures: First stage of the Tour of Britain00:18
World superbikes: Laverty wins – then dumped00:17
Dettori leaps back into big time as Treve breezes to Vermeille win00:07
Cavendish error hands first stage win to Viviani00:09
Suzann Pettersen holds off teenage challenger Lydia Ko00:00
Round-up: Baxter relief as Exeter almost let 18-point lead slip00:02
Europe votes for Brian Cookson in battle for UCI presidency00:00
The Sport Matrix: Monday 16 September 201300:00
i Deputy Editor's Letter: Goodbye to free carrier bags00:00
The News Matrix: Monday 16 September 201300:00
Inside out fashion: Underwear is everywhere00:00
Page 3 Profile: Jonny Mitchell, Headmaster00:00
Sweets at supermarket tills are ‘fuelling obesity crisis’00:00
The Business Matrix: Monday 16 September 201300:00
iStyle: Full-throttle fashion00:00
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