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England vs Croatia as it happened: Alternative World Cup commentary from Mark Steel and Shappi Khorsandi

Follow every kick, slip, tackle and turn of England's semi-final match against Croatia in Moscow

Mark Steel,Shaparak Khorsandi
Wednesday 11 July 2018 16:40 EDT
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England fans sing after losing in World Cup semi-final to Croatia

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It is heartbreak for England. Football is not coming home.

The Three Lions' World Cup dream has come to an end after the side were beaten 2-1 after a nail-biting 30-minute extra-time.

Kieran Trippier's 5th-minute free-kick catapulted England into the lead and gave the squad the confidence they needed to reach the final.

But it all came crashing down after Ivan Perisic's equaliser took the game to extra-time where Mario Mandzukic's 109th-minute strike took them into the final.

Despite the blood, the sweat, the tears, England still have to face Belgium on Saturday to secure third place, while Croatia will stay in Moscow for the final against Les Bleus.

Stick with us people and follow all the live action below

  ↵Kieran Trippier's goal sent fans at Boxpark Croydon into a frenzy.

jessica.morgan11 July 2018 19:21

Shappi Khorsandi: 'I didn't know you were a football fan' THIS IS NOT FOOTBALL! This is our country displaying its grace, strength and determination to the world and later showing our tremendous skills of removing grass stains from whites. 

jessica.morgan11 July 2018 19:22

Mark Steel: I love Pickford's rants every time Croatia get a shot in. I think once he's screamed at his defence, he should start shouting at random individuals in the crowd. 

jessica.morgan11 July 2018 19:25

Literally everyone after that Kane attempt

jessica.morgan11 July 2018 19:31

Mark Steel: Oh Harry Harry Harry, I reckon he'll make up for that miss by whacking one in from 40 yards. 

jessica.morgan11 July 2018 19:32

Shappi Khorsandi: The goal didn't go in. It's ok. Let it go. STOP TALKING ABOUT IT! 

jessica.morgan11 July 2018 19:34

Jenny has called it. 

jessica.morgan11 July 2018 19:35

Mark Steel: I wish Lingard had shot like that against Palace in the cup final. Still, I suppose now is not the time to be bitter. 

jessica.morgan11 July 2018 19:38
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