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My Mentor: Martin Townsend on Richard Desmond00:00
Paul Barker: The working-class hero with a tragi-comic flaw00:00
ECB warns on payments plan00:00
BBC SO/Muraro/Cambreling, Barbican, London00:00
Rowan Williams: Fear of death leads to ludicrous forms of escapism00:00
Resurrection shuffle00:00
Children refuse fruit, even when it's free00:00
Boat Race: Size matters as mighty Oxford leave Light Blues in their wake00:00
Move over Harry Potter, children want to read about the spying game00:00
The thin controller00:00
'Irritable' Henman striving to address age syndrome00:00
A cesspit of jealous hacks00:00
In America: When you run the show, you might as well take the credit00:00
Pacific first for Frenchwoman who rowed solo across ocean in wake of 'Kon-Tiki' explorer00:00
Sagittarian housewives from Leeds top Britain's happiness league table00:00
Lord Callaghan of Cardiff00:00
Labour will give all chance to be middle class, says Milburn00:00
Haslam takes pole with scorching Brands lap00:00
Smith fashions a positive response but stylish Italy hold sway00:00
On-the-spot fines create a new class of 'semi-criminals'00:00
Beckham's stock plummets as England embark on goal rush00:00
Don't call me a spin doctor00:00
Stolen from right under our noses00:00
NHS, abortion and others00:00
Athletics: Radcliffe on track for capital00:00
Stephen Glover on the Press00:00
A charter for pupils' conduct is a sad necessity00:00
Libya to eclipse the competition as the astronomer's top holiday destination00:00
Irish frustrated but destiny still in their hands00:00
David Yelland's Media Diary00:00
Call waiting ...00:00
Racing: Blues And Royals in front line after Shamardal's flop00:00
Inside Story: So, what exactly do you do all day?00:00
Mourinho's nurturing of Cole's self-belief asks questions of Eriksson00:00
Barrett equal to uphill struggle00:00
Cardinal: Abortion as bad as Nazi eugenics00:00
Keast still shopping for success00:00
Saints lose Lyon but Williams due for Broncos debut00:00
Alan Milburn: 'I admit there are people who don't support us the way they did, who have grave doubts'00:00
Jackson claims to be victim of conspiracy00:00
The Ten Best: Music biographies00:00
Fireworks from Afridi set up thrilling finish00:00
Taylor to continue as coach of England Under-21s00:00
Goldshield chiefs arrested in inquiry00:00
Williams rails against 'disgust at growing old'00:00
Kennedy admits he fears for job00:00
Teachers vote for crackdown on discipline00:00
Dawn Airey on Broadcasting00:00
Ousted Pru chief could net £1.8m pay-off00:00
For the flood victims with feathers - a £14m government nest egg to build new homes00:00
Tough Cookies, by Simon Wright00:00
Yes, Mr Howard acted ruthlessly, but the crime merited the punishment00:00
Singer's gastric bypass proves it ain't over until the fat lady slims00:00
Montoya a doubt for Bahrain following tennis fall00:00
Lovely Evening/In the Blue, Theatre 503, London00:00
Endemol targets Dyke to lead £1.75bn float00:00
Rusedski at the double to make up for singles strife00:00
Flight meets lawyers as backlash grows over deselection00:00
Alex James: 'I was hoping to see the Beast of Burford, our local sheep-noshing monster'00:00
Spring brings glimmer of hope for rebound in consumer spending00:00
Dreary Bath clean up in the rain00:00
Nine-try Bristol demolish rivals00:00
Basketball: Eagles stay in hunt as title race goes to wire00:00
DIY by numbers00:00
Shaazka Beyerle: The Tulip Revolution must not go wrong now00:00
Biggs' charge has Tigers on run in tonic for Leeds survival hopes00:00
Does Labour still have enough to offer the new middle class it helped to create?00:00
Boat Race: Drury keeps steady hand on tiller after change of channels00:00
Glenda Bailey: Woman at work00:00
Cycling: Pendleton surprise on day of golden double00:00
Razorlight, Alexandra Palace, London00:00
'He just needed pointing in the right direction'00:00
Savage missed as Toshack accepts blame for defeat00:00
When dying becomes a public spectacle00:00
Fear and loathing in Liverpool00:00
Butch Harmon: Masters and pupils; golfing guru who nurtured Tiger to top of food chain00:00
Banish Bank Holiday blues00:00
Final coda for Jazz FM as smoothies take the helm00:00
Press is boorish, intolerant and belligerent, says editor's widow00:00
Tories to introduce 'informal' childcare grants for relatives00:00
Book of the week: The Family Game By Michael James00:00
Grant chequebook journalism pays off00:00
Fagan grabs point as Hull reclaim the high ground00:00
McCartneys consider Omagh-style civil suit00:00
My Life In Media: Robin Lustig00:00
Mark Wnek on Advertising00:00
Shobana Jeyasingh, Queen Elizabeth Hall, London00:00
Donald and Westwood prosper in the tempest00:00
Rooney 'blessing' has England praying for World Cup fitness00:00
Robben limps out of crucial Chelsea games00:00
Henson stakes Lions claim as Ospreys soar to victory00:00
The women in Wagner00:00
Zimbabwe archbishop calls on nation to rise against Mugabe00:00
Hold on to your lunch: 'Rita' is fastest roller yet00:00
Inside Lines: Banks fears done deal for Paris over 201200:00
Hail the glory of an English country garden00:00
Revolution that came too soon starts to fall apart in chaotic Kyrgyzstan00:00
Film Studies: In the bunker: cinema's long struggle with the image of Hitler00:00
Tory leader rocked by backlash over sacking00:00
Phoenix, Cliffs Pavilion, Southend<br></br>More Grim[m] Tales: touring00:00
Stranzl strangles life out of Wales00:00
Real-life Ruritania nervously waits as Rainier lies gravely ill00:00
Queen leads the tributes to a 'decent, kindly' statesman00:00
Schiavo parents claim daughter has tried to tell of desire to live00:00
Mugabe's party raised millions from British residents, Foreign Office told00:00
Would this Mental Health Bill have stopped the killing? No00:00
UK banks bow to the Muslim pound00:00
U-21: Richardson the lion-heart starts leaning to the left00:00
Editor-At-Large: The JSP 'Easter Survival Guide'00:00
MPs chastise Blair over climate change00:00
Focus: Here comes the sun... so should we run for cover?00:00
Ukraine kicks off corruption clean-up - with a ban on baths00:00
Tsunami survivors suffering £2bn aid shortfall00:00
Home fires warm Davies in his Leeds basement00:00
We don't want the real thing: Coke sales dive00:00
In the footsteps of Bristol's slave traders00:00
Vote for opposition and you won't get food, villages told00:00
Here comes the all-in-one loan and card00:00
Teachers suffer in no-win, no-fee culture00:00
Carrie Ford: Sorry Ginger, this really could be the mother of all Nationals00:00
What do I have to do to get a book published around here?00:00
If you go down to the garden centre today...00:00
Heard the one about the man who will save BBC1 comedy?00:00
Hamlet, Royal, Northampton <br></br> The Girl with Red Hair, Hampstead, London <br></br> Lovely Evening/In the Blue, Theatre 503, London00:00
Secret DTI team gives green light for 10 new nuclear plants00:00
Clijsters makes most of second coming00:00
The Dragons' roar here is barely a whisper there00:00
News: In the cities and shires, council tax goes higher00:00
Tools Of The Trade: Apple Keynote 2 presentation software00:00
The young war criminal is not off the hook00:00
Arguments over war split my family, says Hain00:00
Philharmonia Orchestra/ Mackerras, Royal Festival Hall, London <br></br> Ezio/London Handel Festival, Britten Theatre, London00:00
Round-up: Tigers keep feet on ground00:00
Game feeds Jose's desire for control and attention00:00
Peter York on Ads: An iconic American monster comes over all cute00:00
The 'antiquated cost' that burdens first-time buyers00:00
Business View: The guillotine, the wash-up and the double-dip danger00:00
If tickets are like gold dust, the middle men glitter00:00
Tucker starts the party rolling00:00
Beatrix Campbell: The people v Queen Camilla00:00
Singalong with Cigarettes and Alcohol...00:00
Norman Tebbit: The perils of Howard and the nuclear option00:00
Ireland fall for substitute's sucker punch00:00
Lend them your ears: iPod has all the best tunes, but mobiles are coming to bury it00:00
Kylie Minogue, SECC, Glasgow <br></br> Subways, The Cluny, Newcastle00:00
Farrell should play in the back row - he won't fail00:00
Focus: Divorce - how to survive and start again00:00
Town planning: Britain's growth industry00:00
Cole lights up Eriksson's happy fiftieth00:00
Julie Burchill: The queer lady00:00
Relish the thought00:00
Sorry, Laurence, but the nation has passed its drills to the pros. Do It Yourself has become Get A Man In00:00
Focus: So what do you believe?00:00
Everitt the wayward condemns poor Irish00:00
My Round: Wine before beer...00:00
Sam Dunn: It's a crying shame not to nurture these funds00:00
Probably the end of Liverpool shirt deal00:00
Jeremy Laurance: A flawed and discriminatory Bill that pandered to public prejudice00:00
Chrysalis runs into investor interference over radio bid00:00
Ronnie Corbett: The other Ronnie00:00
Dr Sue Bridgewater: Woman's vital lessons in a manager's world00:00
Pirlo douses Scottish hopes of a kickstart00:00
Maria Full Of Grace (15)<br/>Valiant (U)<br/>Miss Congeniality 2: Armed And Fabulous (12A)<br/>The Passion Recut (15)00:00
Not, perhaps, a great premier, but certainly a dignified one00:00
Rainbow buccaneers00:00
Barrett keeps Wednesday's drive to play-offs ticking over00:00
Wounded Robben in the wars again00:00
McDowell bandwagon hits Magnolia Drive00:00
Kidman should not star in 'immoral' film about our Emma, say family00:00
Making the most of the Grand Slam:00:00
11 days that led Britain to war00:00
Airlines to slash costs with self-service airports00:00
If you want to get ahead in life, try biting your staff00:00
Shirley Williams: He was the embodiment of democratic socialism00:00
James Callaghan, British Prime Minister 1976-1979, dies aged 9200:00
'Neverland Five' to lift the lid on Jackson's lifestyle00:00
Hughes blames Mourinho for 'physical' label00:00
The oldest church, the smallest pub, and other national treasures00:00
MPs target cash machines that charge £10 a time00:00
Expert View: Don't pick on America, blame the financial flashmob00:00
The day Joe Cole had a ball00:00
His dark materials00:00
Deals Of The Week: From Carcassonne to Dubrovnik00:00
Why do thousands of us think we've seen big cats every year?00:00
Land Securities challenges BT's phone monopoly to new homes00:00
The Week Ahead: Not such a Smartie - investors sour over sweet deal at Nestlé00:00
The Boat Race: Aussie makes light of the heavy omens00:00
No amazing technicolour deal as Joseph goes on sale00:00
Wards are overcrowded and filthy, drug-dealing and harassment are rife00:00
Flight of the Ospreys adds silver to gold00:00
Fresh details emerge of Iraqis' abuse by American soldiers00:00
Stem-cell breakthrough could allow women to grow their own breast implants00:00
Day of reckoning dawns for Exeter00:00
No escaping the Mourinho effect on new blue-eyed boy00:00
Charles must formally apologise to Camilla's ex-husband, says top bishop00:00
Madrid Stories: Oar-inspiring moonlit nights spent trying to stay afloat on an icy lake00:00
Network Rail was only 11.5 million minutes late so bosses get bonus00:00
Rooney's field day: his temper restrained, his talent unchained00:00
One in five victims of stalking are men targeted by women00:00
Why gift the Inland Revenue £5.7bn? Exploit your tax breaks now00:00
So what is journalism? The two ends of the newspaper market can't agree00:00
After abortion week it's Gypsy fortnight00:00
A leader of compassion, a master of pragmatism00:00
Christine Brooke-Rose: The Texterminator00:00
Recruitment crisis for TA poses 'severe' threat to Army00:00
The Greyhound, London SW1100:00
Melinda and Melinda (12A)00:00
Racing: McEvoy storms to desert glory00:00
Logan's strike leaves Tranmere on scenic route00:00
Hard winter can be a springboard for Ellis00:00
If there isn't a framed photo of David Niven on the wall, diner beware...00:00
Westwood sizzles in the storms00:00
Long-distance love affair over for the Carlos Alberto reign00:00
Winning comes first for McClaren, not 'that word entertainment'00:00
Men, know your place00:00
Academics suggest Irish travellers are remnant of pre-Celtic culture00:00
Rockin' the grail00:00
Emergency services plan for 750,000 deaths in flu pandemic00:00
Janet Bush: For all the talk about 'making poverty history', the end result is still genocide-by-numbers00:00
What men should ask prostitutes00:00
Leigh going down but keep spirit up00:00
Howard has a copy of 'How To Do Politics' but he's only skim-read it00:00
Catch me if you can00:00
Banks puts Uefa in parliamentary pillory00:00
US foils Iraqi bid for 'Great Escape' through 600ft tunnel00:00
Doctor Who puts sonic screwdriver to work to boost BBC funds00:00
Caribbean crisis hits governments for six00:00
Oh what a lovely war on terror it's been for Halliburton00:00
Castaignède's European vision00:00
Michael Frenzel: He wants to take you on holiday - but has no time to take one himself00:00
Silence, please. It's Windermere