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How close are we to creating HAL on Earth?00:02
Today our chronicle of the absurdities of rail privatisation ends.00:02
So here it is, foreign Christmas00:02
Football: Magilton's fine finale00:02
'twas the nightmare before xmas ...00:02
David Bowie names the `real' Ziggy Stardust00:02
A STORY FOR CHRISTMAS: `This is indeed a sad day. For I must confess that I have failed. I have neither Cup nor culprit'00:02
Patten derides Hong Kong vote as `farce'00:02
FILM : Desperately seeking the exit00:02
postcard FROM NEW YORK00:02
Giant targets small firms to win the PC vote00:02
Fishing lines: Freedom fighters00:02
Football: O'Donnell back in front00:02
People are powerful, so let's party00:02
Rugby Union: Saracens a league apart00:02
BZW cleared of bid charges00:02
The groan of the cash drawer, the throb of the bill Ah, the joy of safer sex in the high street ...00:02
Letter: No, you are not a Philistine00:02
Rugby Union: Moore the pity for Richmond00:02
Hendrie in peak form00:02
Tonight's the night and I feel all right00:02
Whip hand at last00:02
How to live like a lord on pounds 68 a week00:02
Q&A; Monaco look on the small side00:02
Letter: Mad? Maybe Nietzsche just cared for horses00:02
Whips' tricks kill the House's trusty system00:02
GOODBYE TO ALL THAT00:02
PROPHETS OF THE 21ST CENTURY00:02
Leading Article: Let's pay the piper and call the tune00:02
CITY TALK : BAe can withstand the turbulence00:02
selling rap - by any means necessary00:02
BUNHILL : Let's stuff these turkeys00:02
FLIGHT PATHS OF THE EMPEROR00:02
QUIZ ANSWERS AND RESULTS (FROM PAGE 30)00:02
ROCK : All that Glitter is no longer gold00:02
Flat Earth00:02
RADIO : The truth about Dr Zhivago's Russia: it's a whitewash00:02
Letter: Write to the editor, they said00:02
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I won't talk to guerrillas, says Fujimori00:02
True stories from the Great Railway Disaster00:02
o come home all ye faithul00:02
Rugby Union: Perry makes Bath's point00:02
GOING OVER THE TOP, NIAGARA STYLE00:02
WHAT INTERPOL WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS00:02
Letter: Adopt a cone00:02
Rugby Union: Time for a balancing act00:02
Racing: Dreaming of a grey Christmas00:02
The talk of the tomb: a British hit00:02
Close-up; Robbie Fowler; The natural in a rush to win00:02
Football: On the move00:02
Media falls for women of a kind00:02
They should have brought him shares00:02
Football: Pearce and goodwill to Forest00:02
Down the chimney and out the door: are these gifts insured?00:02
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Letter: Write to the editor, they said00:02
Football: Hughes' spark ignites blue flame00:02
Racing: Unreal McCoy00:02
What the host with the most gives00:02
MUSIC : The great and the Goode00:02
Football: How good are Wimbledon?00:02
City whizzkids scoop millions in Christmas bonuses00:02
Real work, please, not dead-end jobs00:02
Skiing: Ghedina hits the heights00:02
Tailored tuxedo, fake fur and not a word of thanks00:02
Offer plans power code00:02
A saviour is born in the workhouse00:02
Better to give than to receive, as a small African state discovers00:02
US unions to fight BA merger00:02
And so to bed: Ovaltine heads for disposal00:02
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Rugby Union: Desperate Orrell find extra gear00:02
What A Stinker00:02
Afrikaans struggles to shake off the taint of apartheid00:02
Football: Dublin in disguise00:02
Massive bill for cable TV fiasco00:02
No business like snow business00:02
That shrinking feeling00:02
How Mr Blair has cut himself down to size00:02
Don't blow your windfall on presents00:02
miserable party? let's do it all over again00:02
Rugby Union: The referee who refused to strike00:02
5 days in the life of00:02
Anyone seen the new saviour?00:02
Labour `to bail out millennium'00:02
'Tis the season to be a miserable old git00:02
What's a member to wear on his face? Hair today, Blair tomorrow?00:02
Endowment mortgages ... Serps ... personal pension plans. Your everyday financial queries answered00:02
Letter: Date juggling00:02
Israel's enigmatic PM keeps them guessing00:02
HOW THEY SAVED THE PATIENT00:02
Fear over Morgan inquiry00:02
Rugby Union: Gibbon charts decline and fall00:02
Football: Graham hints at a Revie revival00:02
BIG, BOLD AND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN STOMP THIS WAY00:02
Motor Racing: Williams poised in adversity00:02
CHESS00:02
Pet bills aren't just for Xmas00:02
Hostages `may be free on Christmas Eve'00:02
Racing: One Man's quest for immortality00:02
Eat, drink and be healthy00:02
Cricket: England's turn for the better00:02
Rugby Union: Cardiff's lost weekend00:02
Football: Nielsen touch drums up support00:02
The biggest plane spotter of them all00:02
Poacher turns gamekeeper at the Ashmolean00:02
. . . while US blacks get a separate tongue of their own00:02
TELEVISION : Delilah, I just couldn't take any more00:02
Football Round-up: Vale of fears for Norwich00:02
pounds 200m payout for Morgan investors00:02
Why necessity is the mother of innovation00:02
Football: Silent knight on the Tyne00:02
Revved up for motor contracts00:02
Beat the banks at their own card tricks00:02
Peace plea to loyalists after IRA shooting00:02
Football: A classic chip off the old Cantona00:02
Football: The scout's honour survives00:02
BRIDGE00:02
How We Met00:02
Wise men buy frankincense00:02
THEATRE : From New York, a National treasure00:02
WHY ARE THEY FAMOUS? NO 14: JEREMY IRONS00:02
Letter00:02
Why Michael owes it all to Dusty Springfield00:02
Burnfield boss snubs chance to make pounds 1.5m from bid00:02
Kind old gent hangs up red suit00:02
OJ Simpson's children go home to daddy00:02
blue jokes, pink knickers: my night as a panto dame00:02
Pizza man in paper chase00:02
Letter: Write to the editor, they said00:02
dear annie00:02
Rugby Union: Adams back for Bristol00:02
Cricket: England still lack leadership00:02
Waking up to childhood dreams00:02
Letter00:02
City & Business : Still time to tell CalEnergy where to go00:02
THIS SPORTING YEAR: Memories made in an instant00:02
THE shortlist00:02
Rugby Union: Smith now a cut above00:02
a match made in heaven00:02
Armed police on patrol in Christmas crack-down00:02
Letter: Police ignored evidence of doctor who treated Hillsborough victims00:02
Sport on TV: Horse laughs and boom-boom time for gimmicks00:02
Leading Article: Stupid fibs, bad liars00:02
Peru rebels demand huge ransom00:02
The Christmas Quiz00:02
Labour leader baits `lame duck' Major00:02
Equestrianism: Smith's cure for Hanauer00:02
Letter: Pulling Rank00:02
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