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HERMITAGE00:02
Noel's first is at home00:02
Record numbers of women go to jail00:02
Gifts of frankness and mirth00:02
Proofs of God in a photon00:02
LEADING ARTICLE: Shut up, and pay the price Consequently damned Inside, they are damned00:02
Magic of a horse called One Man00:02
Wasps find a late sting00:02
Fowler does trick for Liverpool00:02
Whelan fortune00:02
LETTER: Real men, not caricatures00:02
Hill may seek Millichip role00:02
can't shop? don't shop! the last-minute xmas00:02
LETTER: A car that runs on hydrogen This car can use hydrogen00:02
reinventing the wheel00:02
Sir Gordon's terrible year00:02
FA Carling Premiership fact file00:02
FLAT EARTH00:02
And, on this page, Rosanna Greenstreet asked some movers and shakers to choose gifts with a message for those they love to hate00:02
What a lovely surprise!00:02
Welcome to the frost show on Moon TV00:02
LETTER00:02
Queen of his heart00:02
Nets kill at least 1,500 dolphins00:02
How British is our Christmas?00:02
LEADING ARTICLE: We do it all for the children, don't we?00:02
LETTER00:02
. . . BACK TO REALITY00:02
What a lovely surprise!00:02
Britten and Auden: more than just good friends00:02
Former abattoir worker `has CJD'00:02
Peacock pips alien invaders00:02
In a tropical Eden, children at the coal-face of hell00:02
Bath make most of the maul00:02
QUIZ ANSWERS00:02
Water companies set up trusts to play Santa to the poor00:02
Queen's message is a national turn-off00:02
Dear All, it's been a fabulous year... Love Di00:02
`Mumbo-jumbo' is no bar to Queen Camilla, say experts00:02
Never travel to Florence without an inside pocket00:02
Hendrie off to a cruel start00:02
oooh! who's a likkle pain, den?00:02
CALL OF THE WILD00:02
THE shortlist00:02
Spin Doctor! It's just a game00:02
Second out for Spurs00:02
christmas details00:02
When the sky's the limit00:02
Shooting up is hard to do00:02
CITY'S FOREIGN SUPERSTAR GEORGI KINKLADZE SPENDS A FIRST CHRISTMAS WITH HIS MOTHER, KHATUNA00:02
Not quite a ball00:02
Ruthless streak of busman's daughter00:02
England in spin over tall order00:02
Taylor takes pleasure in double delivery00:02
Next stop Jerusalem, vows conquering hero Arafat00:02
promises, promises00:02
Let us reflect ... Rothermere buys IoS shock! ... knowledge is port00:02
the gift that gives you away00:02
GRAPEVINE00:02
dear annie00:02
LETTER: Baxter: not the invisible man00:02
On the move00:02
CITY'S FOREIGN SUPERSTAR GEORGI KINKLADZE SPENDS A FIRST CHRISTMAS WITH HIS MOTHER, KHATUNA00:02
Fire cult members die in final act of worship00:02
Magic of a horse called One Man00:02
Tomorrow some 20 million people will tune in to EastEnders. At the centre of the action is Pat, all wounds and bristles. Pam St Clement will be keeping a low profile00:02
LETTER: Milk is a body fluid too Carnivores really do care00:02
Call for parents to pay `top-up' fees00:02
LETTER: Success is largely due to ability and genetics, not class00:02
The unhappy hackers00:02
Hirst in prime spot00:02
Crabby cartoonist turns gloom into an art form00:02
Christmas 1995: `Do we eat, or do we sit in the dark?'00:02
ARTS 199500:02
Leeds win their battle00:02
Rowell running out of time00:02
LETTER00:02
CHESS00:02
LETTER: Success is largely due to ability and genetics, not class00:02
Stagecoach set record of shame ful record of shame00:02
My great cheapskate scam00:02
The reluctant sophisticate00:02
Irish class unsullied by mud00:02
360 die as fire engulfs school prize day00:02
Yorkshire Water boss quits00:02
Druids offer up cancer cure as mistletoe bestows kiss of life00:02
Home is where the fear is00:02
Liberals cry foul as macho Major kicks Paddy `the pimple' Ashdown in the pants00:02
God bless us every one (hic!)00:02
A HOST OF ANGELS00:02
Burns unit on fire00:02
Arnold moving into the fast lane00:02
Prolific Lee seals the perfect 1000:02
Casualty crisis over doctor shortage00:02
We'll give more but not to charity00:02
Nato ready to keep the peace with an iron fist00:02
LETTER: Labour's new-found sanity00:02
Cardiff in control00:02
Europe is emerging from the morning mist and we are fed only nonsense00:02
Away in a what?00:02
Russia's reformists look for `right man'00:02
LETTER00:02
Earle slides in00:02
Have yourself a calorific Christmas00:02
next weekend... ...enjoy New Year's Eve00:02
the games (other) people play00:02
all lads together00:02
Festive value of Brief encounter00:02
Our Man all over the place The sun can't set on Our Man pa24h1 xlpa24h200:02
LETTER: Conservatives aren't tigers00:02
Stott ready to warn off poachers00:02
BRIDGE00:02
So here he is, Merry Christmas00:02
testosterone trouble: is it all balls?00:02
Four directors and a big mess00:02
Fire cult members die in final act of worship00:02
Record numbers of women go to jail00:02
Frank Dawson's face darkened, along with Del Dunne's. `Well I've done nothing wrong,' he said quickly00:02
Description of Chernobyl today was `too comforting' Chernobyl article painted a misleadingly rosy picture00:02
Wise men get no gifts00:02
howard romboughbuys perfume00:02
Metcalfe towers00:02
Chinese workers make Christmas toys for UK at 10p an hour00:02
Derby stage coup00:02
Jingle bells toll for Juninho00:02
From Bob the talking log to a princely prat00:02
138 restaurants ban smoking00:02
The Peterborough effect00:02
words00:02
Tories back court overhaul to bring down cost of justice00:02
Evans sent man of Cardiff00:02
Hail Jack of all tirades00:02
HOW WE MET00:02
FANTASY SHOPPING . . .00:02
Match facts00:02
True stories from the Great Railway Disaster00:02
auntie ag & uncle ony00:02
inside story: beyond the rave00:02
GET UP AND GO00:02
our inventors haven't got it made00:02
LETTER: Success is largely due to ability and genetics, not class00:02
The Nineties? Not naughty, not nice and not worth thinking about00:02
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so00:02
Quiz OF THE YEAR;= 199500:02
Quins in element00:02
LETTER:Description of Chernobyl today was `too comforting'00:02
Mr Major is a slippery fish but can he get away with it?