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File under E, for eternally embarrassing00:02
MUSIC / Nothing like a dame: Anthony Payne hears the European Women's Orchestra play music by Ethel Smyth00:02
Book up a table, ye Mighty, and despair]00:02
Letter: Pricing Russia out of the uranium market00:02
UK firms double money for foreign acquisitions00:02
Police staff 'stole money from dead people': Audit uncovers thefts within West Midlands force. Marianne Macdonald reports00:02
Thieves stoop to stealing sink00:02
Accountancy & Management: Tax and counter-attacks turning a little rough: Roger Trapp looks at an uncharacteristically bitter dispute between professional bodies vying for control of exams00:02
Decision likely soon on Polly Peck assets00:02
Boy, 2, 'poorly'00:02
Did union reform succeed?00:02
Interview: The Coal Board chairman who got away: Arthur Scargill could have gone to Oxford, he could have been the boss. But he has his principles00:02
Racing: Ebony win marred by Wild death: Martin Pipe loses a fine young chaser at Fairyhouse while the Flat stars of the future prepare for important trials at Newmarket00:02
Leading Article: Women's work is never done00:02
Racing: Marina is sound for Nell00:02
Legal aid cuts 'hit 20,000': Changes will deny access to justice00:02
Ice Hockey: No disguising Devils' drive00:02
Sporting Digest: Drugs in sport00:02
Sporting Digest: Cricket00:02
Call for BT tower to reopen: London publicans want West End tourist attraction reinstated00:02
Cricket: Drugs charges against Pakistanis dropped: Test series against West Indies to go ahead after Grenadian DPP intervenes00:02
Football: Irwin lets fly to send Ferguson's hopes soaring00:02
Racing: Another National for Ness00:02
600 more police for tense LA00:02
Birthdays00:02
Feminists: Their True Story: Even the most emancipated women still seek solace in romantic literature, Mary Braid discovers00:02
DIY stores report damp but decorative Easter00:02
Where are they now?: Richard Dunn00:02
Peace rally00:02
Obituary: Pinky Lee (CORRECTED)00:02
Rugby Union: Pontypool have Ring of quality00:02
Britons hurt in Alps crash00:02
Hockey: Hightown hit natural low: Bill Colwill sees defeats for English men and women in the European Cup-Winners' finals00:02
Long shadow of one man's death: Richard Dowden explains why Chris Hani's killing may not spark an inferno00:02
Motor Racing: Wheatcroft's vision remains undimmed: Donington's guiding light sets sights on British Grand Prix while Williams rue Prost's excess caution00:02
Murder inquiry00:02
Rugby Union: Lafond takes lead role in the sideshow: Barbarians victorious amid debate over tradition00:02
Diary00:02
Obituary: Professor Frank Fallside00:02
Pedal power00:02
Tories lose Wimpey cash00:02
Football: Promotion preventing tree00:02
Letter: The future of Hong Kong: Chris Patten's far-sighted approach; facts about the Governor's conduct00:02
French love of shellfish keeps British boats in business: The fury of the latest fishing wars is derived from the different eating traditions on the two sides of the Channel, writes Stephen Ward00:02
Unita talks00:02
Home Office bans mail-order weaponry00:02
Health: We need just the right dose of fear: Raj Persaud argues that there is a place for anxiety about Aids - but not panic measures00:02
Football: Daley uses his head to lift Villa00:02
TELEVISION / Tabloid TV00:02
Sporting Digest: Rugby Union00:02
Letter: Paintings in Moscow and St Petersburg00:02
The 'twigs and buds' school of thought00:02
Futures: Liffe tempts Aunt Agatha with options00:02
Creativity: High and mighty surreal00:02
Dog squad sued00:02
The Daily Poem: Eadweard Muybridge00:02
Football: Walsh keeps Pompey chiming00:02
Gonzalez opts for early election: Prime Minister gambles on timing as Spanish parties ready for their 'dirtiest' campaign00:02
Hanging case00:02
People: Morillon's name in the frame00:02
Unease over nuclear plants in paradise: An 'accident' at a Brazilian reactor is worrying environmentalists. Phil Davison reports00:02
Sporting Digest: Tennis00:02
RADIO / A whale of a good time: Robert Hanks worries on behalf of endangered species beneath the waves and beyond the stars00:02
Thousands march in Timex sackings protest00:02
Equestrianism: Beerbaum beats out Whitaker to take cup: German on top of the world as Milton stumbles00:02
Out of Italy: Space odyssey that drives motorists to break the rules00:02
Hospitals 'should work with private sector': Ministers urged to allow co-operation between business and NHS00:02
Water shortages ahead despite wet winter00:02
Sporting Digest: Basketball00:02
Hockey: HGC too good for Hounslow: Bill Colwill sees defeats for English men and women in the European Cup-Winners' finals00:02
Cowboys fight for a home on the range: US ranchers fear rising grazing fees will force them to the towns, writes David Usborne in Fort Bridger00:02
Dedication 'put at risk'00:02
Obituary: Professor Kenneth Boulding00:02
Sporting Digest: Surfing00:02
Obituary: Tony Solomon00:02
Letter: The future of Hong Kong: Chris Patten's far-sighted approach; facts about the Governor's conduct00:02
Teachers' union threatens action on class sizes: NUT rejects national strike over sackings but promises to fight for limit on pupil numbers00:02
Letter: Father's plea to IRA00:02
Obituary: Sir Colin Allan00:02
Health: Whether you're a piece of bacon or a ballerina, life can be fun: New Yorkers are finding that the way to succeed is childishly simple, reports Angela Smyth00:02
Sporting Digest: Speedway00:02
Smaller Companies: Just the ticket for hardened punters00:02
Court Circular00:02
Sporting Digest: Orienteering00:02
Management poised for buyout at Group Lotus: Sale would end seven costly years of ownership for General Motors00:02
Georgia's ill-disciplined army lacks clout to end conflict: The war in Abkhazia is about the republic's survival, writes Hugh Pope from Sukhumi00:02
China divorce is too close for comfort: With economic prosperity and new freedoms, more people are seeking divorce, writes Teresa Poole in Peking00:02
Edinburgh shop plays host to a classic motorcycle marque and becomes home of the brave00:02
Mexicans overtake UK spirits drinkers00:02
Russia revises scale of Tomsk damage: Estimate of 'insignificant' damage from accident at Siberia nuclear plant fails to satisfy activists00:02
Norwich staff demand inquiry after intimidation by private detectives: Women reject compensation cheques on principle. Husband says he was punched outside his home00:02
Letter: Political killing adds to Kashmir's woes00:02
Mr Patten's Level 10 challenge: Flaws in the design of the national curriculum have caused teachers to explode with rage. Restoring their confidence will not be easy, warns Colin Hughes00:02
Ship sinks00:02
Force ruled out at Koresh camp00:02
Football: Rosario gives Forest hope of new life00:02
ANC leaders struggle to avert war: John Carlin joins black South Africans marching to their murdered hero's home: 'Yes, we are an angry people. But we will act with calm. There will be no racial war'00:02
Football: Even Lawrence sees no escape00:02
Pembroke: Who minds the gap?00:02
Sporting Digest: Equestrianism00:02
Leading Article: Dangers that go beyond adventure00:02
Britons drink to Bulgarian wine chaos: Nicholas Faith talks to one exporter who is benefiting from the break-up of a state monopoly00:02
Pilots of the Diamond Nine display team abandon jumbo controls to reach for the sky in a bi-plane00:02
Underground sit-in at colliery ends with determination and a raging thirst00:02
Golf / 57th US Masters: Risk game pays for Langer: Beck's conservative instincts open the door to German victory00:02
Rugby League: Rapid blast fires Leeds win00:02
Bank holiday marred by 18 deaths on roads00:02
TELEVISION / BRIEFING: What mother never told you00:02
Casino robbed00:02
Six prisoners die in Ohio jail riot00:02
Today's Number: 1,61100:02
Anniversaries00:02
Angolan rivals hold talks00:02
European ruling could upset pension age plan: Government hopes of equalising retirement at 65 are at risk, Rosie Waterhouse reports00:02
Indonesia rocked00:02
Rugby League: Saints left waiting00:02
Flotation on the cards at United Carriers00:02
Rottweiler attack00:02
Sporting Digest: Australian Rules00:02
Health: From the South Seas, bliss: Surgeons have found that coral can be used to repair bones. Mark Handscomb investigates00:02
Pier sought for Thames cruise ships00:02
Chemical threat to Isosceles deal00:02
Reward offered in US murder case: Fiancee believes teacher's death in New Orleans followed refusal to give up present from father00:02
Sporting Digest: Hockey00:02
Yeltsin going ahead with Tokyo visit: Rethink on Japan policy defies conservative hardliners00:02
Civilians in Kashmir bear the brunt of the conflict in the Himalayan state00:02
Climber killed00:02
IRA says its 'armed resistance' will continue: Statement says talks are possible, but must be 'without preconditions'00:02
Cyprus clash00:02
Fox heads for break-even00:02
Private care sought for NHS: Bottomley wants health firms to take advantage of relaxed Treasury rules00:02
Howard seeks cash boost for rented sector: Ministers want to encourage mobility by providing funds for new homes or conversions00:02
Law Report: No disclosure of records: Director of Public Prosecutions v Morrow and others - Queen's Bench Divisional Court (Lord Justice Farquharson and Mr Justice Wright), 26 March 1993.00:02
Sporting Digest: Rugby League00:02
Rugby Union: Under-strength Wasps still manage to sting00:02
Sporting Digest: Boxing00:02
Sporting Digest: Golf00:02
Football: Hoddle resuscitates Swindon00:02
Moscow seeking delay on sanctions: UN willing to postpone vote on new embargo against Serbia to help Yeltsin win Russian referendum00:02
ANC mass action starts to roll in memory of Hani: Blacks vent sorrow and anger at leader's assassination in protests. John Carlin reports from Johannesburg00:02
Football: Wednesday's strength in depth00:02
Letter: Archbishop offers a lesson in authority00:02
Sporting Digest: Rallying00:02
Football: Barnes and Wright stake England claim00:02
56 die in worst Serbian bombardment of Srebrenica: Air-burst mortar bombs scythe into town centre packed with refugees as Nato aircraft begin policing Bosnia no-fly zone00:02
Escape by 10 young offenders00:02
Sporting Digest: Snooker00:02
Accountancy & Management: It takes a better class of degree to get in nowadays: Proportion of female trainees growing00:02
Business and City in Brief00:02
County survival hopes pinned on 'holiday test': Derbyshire finds itself in the firing line as the battle is waged for the spoils of local government reorganisation and fears for its regional identity. Ngaio Crequer reports00:02
Woodland campaign hopes raised00:02
Letter: Better sleep on it00:02
Sporting Digest: Cycling00:02
Leading Article: Entering a zone of political reality00:02
Sporting Digest: Baseball00:02
Rugby League: Bell's comeback points the way: Wigan need to win last match to retain the Championship00:02
Sporting Digest: Ice Hockey00:02
Sporting Digest: Football00:02
Chess: Hurried Hodgson loses out to Speelman00:02
BOOK REVIEW / From the drawing class to the boudoir: 'Alias Olympia' - Eunice Lipton: Thames & Hudson, 12.95 pounds00:02
Sporting Digest: Swimming00:02
Gymnastics: Shcherbo seeks tonic for Belarus: Six-time Olympic champion an unknown quantity in Birmingham00:02
ART / A legend in her own landscape: Andrew Graham-Dixon argues that, despite the great American myth, Georgia O'Keeffe is nothing but a little painter lost in a vast wilderness