Sir: The fact that the Conservatives have sadly missed the oratorical prowess of Michael Heseltine - 'said once to be the only man who knows how to find the clitoris of a Conservative conference' (On the Front, 7 October) - is borne out by the vast number of fake orgasms in Blackpool this week.
Yours sincerely,
MARK FISHLOCK
London, SE15
8 October
Join our commenting forum
Join thought-provoking conversations, follow other Independent readers and see their replies
Join our commenting forum
Join thought-provoking conversations, follow other Independent readers and see their replies
Comments