Nevin's Notes

An alternative take on the election

Charles Nevin
Thursday 22 April 2010 19:00 EDT
Comments

Your support helps us to tell the story

From reproductive rights to climate change to Big Tech, The Independent is on the ground when the story is developing. Whether it's investigating the financials of Elon Musk's pro-Trump PAC or producing our latest documentary, 'The A Word', which shines a light on the American women fighting for reproductive rights, we know how important it is to parse out the facts from the messaging.

At such a critical moment in US history, we need reporters on the ground. Your donation allows us to keep sending journalists to speak to both sides of the story.

The Independent is trusted by Americans across the entire political spectrum. And unlike many other quality news outlets, we choose not to lock Americans out of our reporting and analysis with paywalls. We believe quality journalism should be available to everyone, paid for by those who can afford it.

Your support makes all the difference.

On a sticky wicket

Nasty! This must be the ultimate smear: Marmite! A sticky row has broken out between the dark spread and that other dark spread, the British National Party, involving allegations of unauthorised and covert product placement. Marmite has been running a spoof campaign for the Love and Hate parties (you either love or hate the spread) featuring footage of the BNP. Now a jar of Marmite has appeared in the corner of a BNP election broadcast, just to the left of Nick Griffin's head. Who is responsible is about as clear as everyone's spending plans.

Double entendres

Nasty! Even cuddly Ken Clarke is beginning to stoop, unconsciously at least. During a radio talk about loan guarantee schemes yesterday with Lord Mandelson and the Lib Dem business spokesman John Thurso, Clarke suddenly announced: "Peter's got one little one, but it takes ages to take off". Oo-er, Matron!

Don't mock the Mogg

Nasty! Someone seems to be impersonating Jacob Rees-Mogg, the Conservative candidate for Somerset North East. At jacobreesmogg.org.uk you will find a fascinating blog(g) which begins: "I have been unable to get back into writing the blogg until now because at last, over the past few days, I was permitted to venture out of the house into the constituency." There follows more detail about how he missed the leaders' debate because he was playing Monopoly with the family.

Down at the coalface

Nasty! Actually, I'm beginning to feel sorry for Jacob. His Labour opponent, Dan Norris, denies waging a class war against him, but I offer you this, from John Reid, former home secretary: "It's really good to see the Norris family and the Rees-Mogg family are renewing their decades-old partnership... Dan's grandfather used to work long hours in the North-East Somerset mines digging out coal in dreadful conditions. The Rees-Moggs then sold it at great profit for themselves." I say!

Prezza keeps his cool

Nasty! Of course, John Prescott is much more restrained these days. Yesterday, two men heckled and barged through a crowd surrounding the visiting Labour heavyweight in Poplar, East London. In the mêlée two women were knocked over. The former deputy prime minister remained magnificently aloof. Curiously, the men were wearing Prescott masks. A tribute act? The BNP? Well, no, one of them was a local Tory council candidate, who was arrested. Goodness me, what happened to blazers and cavalry twills? It's all very confusing.

c.nevin@independent.co.uk

Join our commenting forum

Join thought-provoking conversations, follow other Independent readers and see their replies

Comments

Thank you for registering

Please refresh the page or navigate to another page on the site to be automatically logged inPlease refresh your browser to be logged in