Chelsea vs Manchester United match report: Jose Mourinho has side stuck in reverse as Blues hit top gear to run riot

Chelsea 4 Manchester United 0: Pedro's goal after 29 seconds set the tone for a quick and dangerous Chelsea side against a laboured and predictable United that have serious problems

Mark Ogden
at Stamford Bridge
Sunday 23 October 2016 13:05 EDT
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Eden Hazard celebrates scoring Chelsea's third goal against Manchester United
Eden Hazard celebrates scoring Chelsea's third goal against Manchester United (Getty)

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Awful, shambolic, clueless and humiliated, but definitely not special.

Jose Mourinho, Chelsea’s Special One, is looking very ordinary at Manchester United, but it took a 4-0 hammering against his old team at Stamford Bridge to expose the magnitude of the job he now has on his hands at Old Trafford.

By the end of his first return to Chelsea with United, the Stamford Bridge crowd were sarcastically chanting Mourinho’s name and giving out ‘oles’ as Antonio Conte’s team stroked the ball around against their shell-shocked opponents.

Mourinho has landed into a black hole at United. He has inherited a team which cannot defend properly or attack with intent.

A hug from John Terry is all Jose Mourinho got on his return to Chelsea
A hug from John Terry is all Jose Mourinho got on his return to Chelsea (Getty)

It is a team bereft of top quality, with expensive additions such as Paul Pogba repeatedly failing to shine and Henrikh Mkhitaryan seemingly already ostracised to a life outside the squad.

Mourinho had insisted United would challenge for the title this season, but this defeat leaves them five points adrift of the top four and facing a battle to qualify for the Champions League.

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Chelsea, meanwhile, having romped to victory with goals from Pedro, Gary Cahill, Eden Hazard and N’Golo Kante are beginning to look the team Mourinho guided to the title just 18 months ago.

There was a certainly a flatness to Mourinho ahead of this game; none of the old bravado, just a quiet, respectful tone, almost as though this fixture was an ordeal that he simply had to endure.

Pedro rounds David De gea to score the opener
Pedro rounds David De gea to score the opener (Getty)

Within Stamford Bridge, it was also muted. With this game falling close to the 20th anniversary of the tragic death of Matthew Harding, the former Chelsea director, all banners relating to Mourinho and the likes of John Terry and Frank Lampard were removed, with only those referring to Harding visible around the stadium.

So there was no Mourinho reception, not even a polite applause as he took his seat.

He was out of it less than a minute later, mind you, thanks to an awful defensive misunderstanding between Daley Blind and Chris Smalling gifting Chelsea their opening goal through Pedro after just 29 seconds.

Pedro peels away to celebrate after putting Chelsea ahead in just 29 seconds
Pedro peels away to celebrate after putting Chelsea ahead in just 29 seconds (Getty)

Mourinho had obviously sent his team out with a strict game-plan, but it was in shreds once Pedro – who came close to signing for United prior to his arrival at Chelsea from Barcelona last season – stroked the ball into the net.

Marcos Alonso’s ball from left-back should have posed no trouble to the United defence, but Smalling allowed it to run behind him, mistakenly believing that Blind was in place to clear.

Blind hesitated, created a gap between himself and Smalling and allowed Pedro to snatch the ball before rounding the stranded David De Gea in the United goal.

Mourinho reacted without reaction. He was motionless in the technical area, projecting a mask of indifference when he must have been seething inside.

It was an awful way to concede and Blind, once again preferred at left-back ahead of Luke Shaw, who was not even on the bench, proceeded to have a terrible first-half.

At one stage, Mourinho made his way to the technical area when the Dutchman was taking a throw-in, simply to pat him on the back in reassurance.

Gary Cahill celebrates after scoring the second
Gary Cahill celebrates after scoring the second (Getty)

United, with the injured Wayne Rooney also not making the squad, attempted to respond quickly after Pedro’s opener, but Zlatan Ibrahimovic saw a shot blocked by David Luiz before he headed another chance over the bar from six yards.

The Swedish forward started the season well, but he is now looking as though he is feeling the pace of the Premier League after three years of rather less intensity in France with Paris Saint-Germain.


Ibrahimovic embodied United’s attacking efforts in contrast to Chelsea’s. They were laboured and predictable, while Chelsea were quick and dangerous and the home team’s second came on 21 minutes following another defensive lapse by United.

Ander Herrera failed to clear a Victor Moses corner and the ball dropped to Cahill, who volleyed home from six yards.

United responded again, with Marcus Rashford seeing a shot blocked by Cesar Azpilicueta, but Mourinho will have watched his team and worried about their predictability.

And at the other end, Blind continued to suffer his nightmare, losing possession to Pedro before being rescued by a crucial De Gea save.

That was the signal for Mourinho to turn to his substitutes, sending them out to warm up, three at a time.


Ten years ago, during his first spell in charge of Chelsea, Mourinho would have thought nothing of making the change there and then, but he waited until the interval to replace Marouane Fellaini – hurt by a wild knee-high challenge by David Luiz – with Juan Mata.

Mourinho could have made three changes quite easily. Stamford Bridge has never been a happy hunting ground for United – Sir Alex Ferguson’s treble winners lost 5-0 here just five months after lifting the European Cup in 1999 – but the Portuguese will have been dismayed by his team’s meek surrender.

Mata’s introduction enabled United to at least enjoy more control and possession of the ball early in the second-half, but it was soft possession and Chelsea were hardly troubled as the visitors passed and passed, but barely troubled Thibaut Courtois.

Eden Hazard celebrates scoring Chelsea's third goal against Manchester United
Eden Hazard celebrates scoring Chelsea's third goal against Manchester United (Getty)

Pogba, the £89m midfielder, was anonymous again, doing little to justify his exorbitant fee, with Nemanja Matic and Kante tying him in knots in the centre of the pitch.

Hazard was just as anonymous as Pogba under Mourinho for Chelsea last season, but the Belgian was outstanding in front of his former manager and it was he who set the seal on United’s defeat.

The Chelsea number ten began the move on the edge of the United box, cutting onto his right foot before laying the ball off to Kante.

Kante then fed Matic, who returned the ball to Hazard inside the penalty area. Hazard took a touch, moved the ball outside Smalling and passed it into the net. Game over.

But while the game was won, Chelsea hadn’t stopped inflicting the pain on Mourinho, with Kante inflicting another wound on 70 minutes with their fourth.

N'Golo Kante completes the rout with Chelsea's fourth goal
N'Golo Kante completes the rout with Chelsea's fourth goal (Getty)

Kante, supposedly a destroyer, displayed true flair by dancing around the hopeless Smalling before guiding the ball past De Gea.

Chelsea, having wobbled with heavy defeats against Liverpool and Arsenal, are now beginning to motor under Conte.

But Mourinho still has not been able to get United out of reverse.

Teams

Chelsea: Courtois, Azpilicueta, David Luiz, Cahill, Moses, Kante, Matic, Alonso, Pedro (Chalobah, 71), Diego Costa (Batshuayi, 78), Hazard (Willian, 78). Substitutes not used: Begovic, Aina, Terry, Oscar.

Manchester United: De Gea, Valencia, Bailly (Rojo, 52), Smalling, Blind, Herrera, Fellaini (Mata, 45), Lingard (Martial, 65), Pogba, Rashford, Ibrahimovic. Substitutes not used: Romero, Darmian, Carrick, Young.

Referee: Martin Atkinson (West Yorkshire)

Attendance: 41, 424

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