The Rules of Crime

Thursday 17 September 2009 10:27 EDT

It’s tough being a criminal these days. If you're not busy trying to find one of the few places without camera surveillance, then you're being put off by the fear of being catapulted into the media spotlight only for an angry public to campaign for your beheading on You Tube.

Here are some 10 simple rules to follow if you’re considering taking to a life of crime.

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Click here or on the image on the right to launch our guide

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The Rules of Crime