Pop: Lyric Sheets

Martin Newell
Thursday 09 October 1997 18:02 EDT
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Steady decline in Tory Party membership now means that, with only 3,000 members, the Young Conservatives have become more `underground' than many of London's famous dance clubs.

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More exclusive now

Than the Ministry of Sound

The danse macabre drags itself

Slowly round and round

Till driven underground

With Elgar, the steam trains

The stirrup-cup and horn

The gin on the veranda

And tennis on the lawn

They trundle on till dawn

In faux Edwardiana

A bobby's friendly clout

The rapping and the scratching

And panic-driven shout

Of children in a coal cupboard

Begging to get out.

As doughty English nannies

On bicycles in mist

Meet the autumn morning

With a slap upon the wrist

For Hague the alchemist

Jerusalem clears dance floors

The DJ pops a tranq.

Each picture sells a tory

In office, church and bank

But membership's declining

And all the cards stay blank.

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