Bond, car boot bargains and a best man’s speech

Bonjour mes amis! It's been a busy week for you Londoners. Here's Kronenbourg 1664's round up of the stand out watercooler moments from the last seven days. A bientôt!

Friday 26 May 2017 11:02 EDT
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Bye, Bye Bond

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A fond farewell to Roger Moore, who has died at the age of (00)89. This self-effacing acteur described himself as “everyone’s second favourite James Bond”. Millions around the world disagree – you were supreme and we raise a glass of our favourite biere suprême to you Sir Roger. Adieu, et merci beaucoup.

Easy answers

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No one relishes the job interview, bien sûr, but what is the hardest question? According to a survey, it is, “What are your weaknesses”. The correct answer, by the way, is: “I work too hard, I hate to blow my own trompette, and I have no patience with foolish questions.” As for the easiest question? “What’s the best lager from Alsace?” Non?

26-carat find

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Quel inspiration for bargain hunters! An unnamed woman from Isleworth learned that the “costume jewellery” she bought for £10 at an Eighties car boot sale is a 26-carat diamond, and expected to go for £350,000 at a Sotherby’s auction. A mademoiselle’s best friend indeed!

Tree-mendous price

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Zut alors! What is it with outdoor retreats, mes amis? Your obsession with sheds is one thing, but Chelsea Flower Show visitors were captivated by a handcrafted treehouse priced at £80,000. Considering its makers sold one for £1m, that’s a snip! Still, it’s the perfect place to sit back with a glass of Kronenbourg 1664.

Saluting the speech

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Poor Justin Johannesson has been castigated for his risqué remarks at Pippa Middleton’s wedding to James Matthews (including one about the bride’s derriere). Yet surely the embarrassing best man’s speech is a crucial part of any British wedding, so we salute Justin for observing le tradition. Have a drink on us Justin. We won’t make a right royal fuss about it…

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