Masks in parliament give a new meaning to anonymous political briefing

Trying to identify MPs when they are wearing a mask is the new challenge of working in the Palace of Westminster. Even without face coverings, I was never as good as John Bercow, the former speaker, who knew the faces, names and constituencies of all 643 MPs who attend the chamber of the House of Commons (he may even have known the seven Sinn Fein MPs who refuse to take their seats, because they also use the facilities).

But it became harder the week before last, when the parliamentary authorities advised everyone on the estate to wear a face covering while moving about the place. Until then, only a sprinkling of MPs wore masks, with a sharp party divide: the few who wore them tended to be Labour, SNP and Lib Dem; Conservatives were all open full face. Now nearly everyone is masked up, and the party divide remains: the few who are not tend to be Conservatives.

There is a debate going on about whether further restrictions should be imposed now that London has moved to tier 2 alert, “high”. The sale of alcohol was banned in the parliament buildings yesterday, and Lindsay Hoyle, the speaker, is pressing the government to go back to the virtual parliament of the original lockdown in the spring. Yesterday he was supported by Bernard Jenkin, the Tory MP who represents all the chairs of backbench select committees, but Jacob Rees-Mogg, the government’s parliamentary business manager, is not convinced.

Parliament has been operating at half strength since last month, with many staff working from home, but mask-wearing has been the main change recently. Naturally, this tends to involve some competitive messaging. Kerry McCarthy, the Labour MP, has a Factory Records mask, but she wasn’t wearing it when I saw her. I saw someone at Waterloo station wearing a mask that said “I’m only wearing this mask because I don’t want to pay a fine” and thought he might be a researcher for a Tory MP.

It is surprising, though, how recognisable people are. Eyes, hair and body shape seem to give us most of the information we need. It is like one of those pub quiz picture rounds where you have to identify celebrities from the eyes.

If in doubt, I do what I usually do and greet someone by saying: “Hello, fellow Blairite.” That usually prompts a response that provides the additional information needed to make an accurate identification.

Yours,

John Rentoul

Chief political commentator