The Last Empress, Apollo Hammersmith, London

And never the twain shall meet

Rhoda Koenig
Tuesday 05 February 2002 20:00 EST
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They sure wore a lot of crazy headgear in 19th-century Korea. Queen Min, empress of the then-kingdom of Chosun, spends her 30-year reign in a thick braid that circles her head like an enormous coffee-cake and is hung with three Christmas-tree ornaments. King Kojong favours a sort of matador's hat turned on its side and topped with a gold TV aerial. Their little son's burden of state is made heavier by a huge container of McDonald's fries pierced with a 2ft-long chopstick. Small wonder that, when Queen Min meets two Western ladies wearing tiny confections of embroidery and ostrich plumes, she studies them keenly and says, with feeling: "I could get used to these hats."

The battalion of artists, producers and overseers (a 39-member "advisory committee") involved may charge me with cultural condescension. But while The Last Empress takes itself very seriously, it has not seriously considered the requirements of a musical. This heavily political biography is complicated, shapeless and impersonal, the few emotional moments far outweighed by nationalism and heroine-worship. "Your Highness," sings a court lady, "I wish I could be like you/ you're beautiful, a dream come true." When the queen takes French lessons, the Western teacher, prostrating herself, exclaims, "You are possibly a genius!" There are, it's true, Westerners who love abasing themselves to the leader of their sacred cult – Moonies, for example – but patrons of musicals like their characters with a bit more give and take.

We also expect, not just for moral but dramatic reasons, a show that is not a jingoistic pageant. The Japanese, with whom the Koreans make an ill-starred alliance, are here shown to be greedy, treacherous and cruel, finally assassinating the brave queen (who, 30 years on, doesn't look a day older than her wedding photo). As vindictive as it is gratuitous is the showing of a film of the US bombing of Hiroshima. The sponsoring Korea Foundation says it "endeavours to... create a better world through international understanding," but I can't see The Last Empress bringing them to their feet in Tokyo.

Hee Gap Kim's score may include chimes, cymbals and a shakuhachi, but is otherwise indistinguishable from the usual Les Mis-style soupiness and clamour. Georgina St George's task of translating the lyrics was probably impossible; the result is certainly terrible.

Tae Won Yi as the queen and Hee Jung Lee as the young king's regent have impressive, if not terribly expressive, voices; but Seung Ryong Cho, merely pudgy and plaintive as the king, seems a Cliff Richard who's got in over his head. The real star of Ho Jin Yun's production is the costume designer, Hyun Sook Kim. The rainbow-striped kimonos are what show Korea's great talent and tradition. An exhibition of them would create appreciation and good will better than this musical shotgun wedding of East and West.

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