Lyric Sheets

Martin Newell
Wednesday 24 March 1993 19:02 EST
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Weekend Crusty

Ashes to ashes

Dust to dusty

Nathan is a weekend crusty

Anti-fashion

Fashion victim

Teams were chosen

No one picked him

With the aid of Special Brew

You can be like Nathan too

Crack that tinny

Take a pew

This is what you have to do:

Don't talk posh

Learn to mosh

Soak your hair

In Go and Wash

Never rent

Only doss

Get yourself

A lurcher-cross

On a rope

Ditch the soap

Don't forget

To smoke some dope

Muddy boots

Filthy hands

Take to liking

Grungy bands

Five years on

When it's gone

TEFL course

Become a teacher

Then again

Grab a pen

Write a retrospective feature

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