A footnote to the world's slimmest volume; The Sexual Life of the Belgians (18) Jan Bucquoy

Kevin Jackson
Wednesday 24 May 1995 18:02 EDT
Comments

Your support helps us to tell the story

From reproductive rights to climate change to Big Tech, The Independent is on the ground when the story is developing. Whether it's investigating the financials of Elon Musk's pro-Trump PAC or producing our latest documentary, 'The A Word', which shines a light on the American women fighting for reproductive rights, we know how important it is to parse out the facts from the messaging.

At such a critical moment in US history, we need reporters on the ground. Your donation allows us to keep sending journalists to speak to both sides of the story.

The Independent is trusted by Americans across the entire political spectrum. And unlike many other quality news outlets, we choose not to lock Americans out of our reporting and analysis with paywalls. We believe quality journalism should be available to everyone, paid for by those who can afford it.

Your support makes all the difference.

You may well approach a film entitled The Sexual Life of the Belgians with a xenophobic smirk: the name sounds like one of those gags about the world's slimmest volumes (The Book of Italian War Heroes and so on). That smirk will soon crumble from your lips, since the Brussels where much of it takes place is the kind of paradisiacally louche city where gorgeous and not-so-gorgeous women press their intimate favours on the hero, Jan Bucquoy (Jean-Henri Compere) at every turn. A cheery hostess welcomes him to her orgy with an over-enthusiastic blow-job, and, after a gang beating lands Jan in hospital, it seems the most natural gesture in the world for a visitor to offer him not grapes but a quiet suckle of her breast. Trump that, Staines.

Bucquoy is notorious in his native land as a prankster, pornographer, curator of the Museum of Underpants and leader of the Banana Party. He wrote, produced and directed Belgians as the first episode of a shamelessly narcissistic trilogy about his erotic life to date, and it follows him from infancy (when he doted on his mother's "nice tits": there are repeated motifs in this trip down mammary lane) to the age of 28, when he turned away from flesh-and-blood women in favour of the inflatable type. One suspects that in real life Bucquoy could be a prize creep, and yet his celluloid counterpart's adventures are unexpectedly funny and self-deprecating, even charming.

Shot in a static, wilfully primitive style that smacks partly of amateurism and partly of adoration for Godard (posters for his films pop up throughout), the film is equally sharp on Jan's own absurdities and - despite a few glaring anachronisms - the absurdities of the times. Like many a first novel or film, Belgians shows how an ugly-duckling child from the provinces outgrows his working-class family, moves to the big city and discovers Love, Art and Politics, both severally and, since Jan is a child of the Sixties, all wrapped up together. (Bliss was it in that dawn to be read The Communist Manifesto by a naked woman.) Bucquoy's attempts to bail himself out of likely misogyny charges by having the ladies in his life gripe to camera about what a son-of-a-bitch he is don't really wash, and his crowd of feckless bohos aren't nearly as much fun as he seems to think, but Belgians is more than engaging enough to leave you keen for episode two.

Join our commenting forum

Join thought-provoking conversations, follow other Independent readers and see their replies

Comments

Thank you for registering

Please refresh the page or navigate to another page on the site to be automatically logged inPlease refresh your browser to be logged in