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Archie and the Instincts: The Xfm factor prevails00:00
The cult of the Mona Lisa00:00
Monkeying with time00:00
Players voice fears over marriage of Bristol and Bath00:00
Album: Lucky Jim, ***00:00
Goodwin displays value of application00:00
American denials enrage Fallujah00:00
Album: Four Tet, ****00:00
Snooker: Doherty suffers 'lump' bad luck00:00
Former Enron executives face fresh charges00:00
Rudd advocates share option 'handcuffs' for executives00:00
Boxing: Harrison fails to reach an agreement with BBC00:00
Good Scene / Bad Scene:00:00
James Lawton: FA escapes eerie warning of where mindlessness might end00:00
FA relief at escaping ground closure00:00
Judges face new code of conduct to avert conflicts of interest00:00
Children of Sadr City bear brunt of crisis made worse by war00:00
Who are you calling MOR?00:00
The trail of death that led from Britain to Israel00:00
The Pretenders, Scala, London, ****00:00
May Day demonstrations: Police Tactics00:00
Media giant takes over computerised marking of exam papers00:00
Ousted Shire chief takes home £5.9m pay-off00:00
A breathless scramble for shares in the world's first listed brothel00:00
Phytopharm shares jump on Alzheimer's drug deal00:00
Murder trial mother did not appear caring, court told00:00
Soldier deserts the ranks and guns for his party leader00:00
US plots to oust Mugabe with African nations' help00:00
Mr Blair is right to demand IRA deeds as well as words00:00
Album: Goldfrapp, ***00:00
Tara Fitzgerald: Naked ambition00:00
Outlook: For once, a fat cat who deserves his helping of cream00:00
Royal Bank decides to lose the S-word00:00
The world's superpower is throwing its weight around for the benefit of Africa00:00
Hoon at odds with Straw over need to uncover weapons00:00
Britain's first suicide bombers have played into the hands of the BNP00:00
Stagnant sales push Telewest to £186m loss00:00
Ljungberg aims to return for Arsenal run-in00:00
Sound and vision00:00
Labour grip slackens in Scotland00:00
EU edges closer to twin presidency00:00
Ghosts, Barbican, London, ***00:00
Album: Blur, ***00:00
Thomas Joy00:00
Leeds injury setback00:00
Violence as far right hails advance00:00
Journalist held over McGuinness leaks00:00
Bankers give Cordiant more time for rescue00:00
Danniella Westbrook is luckier than she knows00:00
Racing: High rollers raise stakes as 20 line up for Guineas00:00
Chrissie Hynde: The great Pretender00:00
McConnell back, but endorsement far from ringing00:00
The casual decadence of this taboo-breaking00:00
Chemist's chain greets new chief with £1.6m hello00:00
Album: Easy Star All-Stars, ****00:00
Ageing monkeys unlock the secret of staying young00:00
Heads back calls to scrap testing for 7-year-olds00:00
$15bn Aids bill pushes for sexual abstinence00:00
More US forces will be based in eastern Europe00:00
Morgan's victory to signal go-it-alone approach to London00:00
Opting for a takeaway is a big health risk, says watchdog00:00
Clarke is blamed for funding crisis in schools00:00
Fine words a mute point for Ferguson00:00
Plaintive cries that guided rescuers to earthquake victims00:00
Nada Surf: New wave00:00
South Africa's celebrations are shattered after 70 are feared dead in bus crash00:00
Cherie Booth escapes censure for lobbying MPs00:00
Duff's class revives Lansdowne spirit under Kerr00:00
Peaceful protest turns sour as 200 are corralled00:00
Schumacher scents victory in new car00:00
Nervous investors dent St James's Place00:00
Burley joins the chorus of disquiet over Vogts' failure00:00
Blair abandons Ulster poll as IRA fails to deliver00:00
Guy Mountfort00:00
Mexican gang 'killed women for organs'00:00
Museum chief resigns with call for cash00:00
Thistle succumbs to BIL's £627m bid00:00
Labour grip slackens in Scotland00:00
Zimbabwe will walk off if matches are disrupted00:00
Authors of Middle East road-map prepare for hard sell00:00
From crossword clues to crossed swords00:00
Body found in sea is millionaire who went missing with family00:00
Ponting seizes control with century00:00
Groucho Marx steals show at audition for Saddam lookalikes00:00
Cannabis smoking could cause 30,000 deaths a year, study claims00:00
Heroin addicts who detox more likely to die of an overdose00:00
Rise in retail sales and manufacturing output boost economy00:00
Hollioake makes hay00:00
ICI cuts 700 Dulux jobs in first phase of radical shake-up00:00
Barney Platts-Mills: Return of the Mods00:00
Stelios threatens to sue over film distribution restrictions00:00
Council gains take heat from Tories' turmoil00:00
Gordon by Edith Templeton00:00
X-Men 2 (12A), *00:00
Matthew Hoffman: Americans have feelings too00:00
Tales Of The Country: When Beatlemania hit Tenbury Wells00:00
Soldier killed by blast takes British toll to 3300:00
Cole Weston00:00
The Heart Of Me (15), *<br></br>Heartlands (12a), *<br></br>Pure (18)*<br></br>Shiri (18), **<br></br>Pynchon: A Journey Into The Mind Of (Nc), **<br></br>Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer (18), *** <br></br>The Leopard (PG), **00:00
Bush marks end of conflict with focus on rebuilding00:00
Labour hopeful of overall majority in Wales00:00
Pull plug on Carlton and Granada00:00
Lottery millions squandered on failing projects00:00
Gang rape ballet forms part of Covent Garden triple bill00:00
Equestrianism: Pantsu on song with Karuso in dressage00:00
AMP takes £1bn hit for hiving off troubled UK arm00:00
And all that jazz00:00
American opt-out torpedoes anti-smoking treaty00:00
Paul Lewis: The keys to success00:00
What are foundation hospitals - and will they make any difference?00:00
Arsenal press on with new stadium00:00
Mandela hails peace deal as genocide stalks Burundians00:00
Nikolai Lugansky, Wigmore Hall, London ****<br></br>Wu Qian, Wigmore Hall, London, **00:00
Blair warned of biggest revolt yet on NHS reform00:00
Athletics: IAAF denies covering up Americans' test failures00:00
AstraZeneca investors round on Bonfield00:00
Racing: All-the-way victory points First Gold at Cheltenham00:00
Israeli troops 'kill six' in Gaza raid00:00
Amnesty leads to surrender of 25,000 guns00:00
Reid's tenure in doubt as Leeds line up alternatives00:00
Powell will tour Israel and region to sell US road-map00:00
Meet America's marijuana martyr00:00
The science of life00:00
Commission broadens scope of Safeway bid inquiry00:00
West Ham plan vital talks with Roeder00:00
Stephenson to the rescue00:00
Is this letter proof that Saddam Hussein is alive?00:00
Thatcher lambasts Blair's return to 'irresponsible' tax and spend00:00
Campaigns call out for charisma00:00
Extra help at hand00:00
BIL raises hostile offer for Thistle to £627m00:00
Mother sobs at murder trial when 999 call is replayed00:00
Duff's finish fells Norway and heals Irish wounds00:00
The Truth about Markets by John Kay00:00
Pub landlord claims £300,000 from Van Morrison for no-show at concert00:00
Your nine to five days are over, council workers told00:00
Boxing: Mitchell bids farewell to Olympic ambitions00:00
Treasury may put investment trusts under FSA regulation00:00
Georgia victory over Russia boosts hopes for Republic00:00
Bush flies to carrier in Pacific to proclaim peace00:00
UK 'fertile ground for extremism'00:00
Badminton: World Championships fall victim to virus00:00
FA set to impose life bans on pitch invaders00:00
Threat of sanctions on North Korea00:00
Equestrianism: Funnell confident of Badminton repeat00:00
The war is over (except for Iraq)00:00
Saints rebuff rumours00:00
Education Quandary'00:00
Cissé opens the way for £10m transfer to Liverpool00:00
Brown stands by optimistic growth forecasts00:00
Chris Evans 'lied about events before his sacking'00:00
Equestrianism: Turi dies after bike crash00:00
House prices grind to halt, says Nationwide00:00
Beck, Royal Albert Hall, London, ***00:00
The Magic Flute, Grand Theatre, Leeds, ***00:00
Insurance payouts are cut – but executive gets £1.5m00:00
Back in business00:00
Andrew Oswald: Private universities will help us stay in the race00:00
Passenger numbers soar 400% at bmibaby00:00
Sa'id Ghazali: For Palestinians, this is a map that leads nowhere00:00
Outlook: Brown wheels out his weapons of mass persuasion00:00
Goodbye to the wellies...00:00
Fans boo Vogts' feeble Scotland as Germans look on00:00
Youngsters rewarded with ECB contracts00:00
Up to 80 feared dead in South Africa bus crash00:00
Ian Bell: The triumph of home rule: politics is interesting00:00
Modest activist's ideals 'closer to Hamas than Arafat'00:00
Marley's dreadlock fetches hair-raising £2,50000:00
Bush flies to carrier in Pacific to proclaim peace00:00
Berlusconi's lawyer convicted of bribery00:00
Lewry has Sussex tails wagging00:00
Caligula, Donmar Warehouse00:00
Sars overwhelming Beijing hospitals00:00
Granada-Carlton merger hits trouble00:00
Were Einstein and Newton afflicted by an obscure form of autism?00:00
No celebrations for Blair as 'reckoning' over conflict looms00:00
Alan Milburn: The NHS needs cultural change00:00
Duncan Smith becomes an election issue as Prescott calls him Labour's big asset00:00
Ken Jones: Spinning it like Beckham is a story from our manipulated times00:00
Nationality of latest suicide bombers gives new twist to a commonplace horror00:00
Authoritarian regimes in Middle East have never felt so vulnerable00:00
Labour strives to tighten its hold on Celtic connection00:00
The Truth about Markets by John Kay00:00
Short-selling practice deemed "legitimate activity" by watchdog00:00
A case of exam failure00:00
Bullish Whitbread to step up expansion00:00
Whitbread looks fairly valued00:00
Jerry Springer: The Opera, National Theatre, Lyttelton, London ***00:00
Boots shops at Asda for new chief executive00:00
Turn-out the key issue as insecurity grips electorate00:00
Was there a family conspiracy to cover up the truth about Goya's finest work?00:00
The Sketch: Mr Thing learns the risk of playing with friendly fire00:00
It's obvious to everyone that it's an FBI plant00:00
Supremacy of the US 'super-duper-power' brings enemies to heel00:00
This Europe: Schröder, the footballers' friend, scores an own goal00:00
Tournaire quits for personal reasons00:00
Schools fear fiasco in vetting teachers00:00
Capital prepares for May Day rallies with extra police00:00
Suicide bomber and accomplice 'were British'00:00
Hamish McRae: Questions of confidence that haunt the global economy00:00
Peace-keeping summit excludes anti-war countries00:00
Adams makes IRA arms pledge to try to seduce Unionists00:00
Parents turn to private schools to avoid testing00:00
The ubiquitous Mr Blair has found a new line in messianic evasiveness00:00
In Arabia, We'd All Be Kings, Hampstead Theatre , London ***<br></br>The Game Hunter, Orange Tree, Richmond ;***00:00
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