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Ffion and her lovesick barnacle00:02
Property: You're not trying to move at Christmas?00:02
New Films: Kiss me Guido (15) Director: Tony Vitale Starring: Nick Scotti00:02
Football: Sidelines - This week's transfers00:02
Pop Charts: Singles00:02
Days Out: A safari worth a whinny00:02
Sport: Quotes of the week00:02
Football: Venables prepares for the end of his Australian adventure00:02
Theatre: Exeunt, all drowned00:02
UFO cult alert00:02
Outdoor: Alone with the wind in the willows00:02
Indoor: Chess00:02
Racing: Callisoe Bay's reputation ready for the recovery room00:02
Rugby Union: Callard prepared for the end - but not as a loser00:02
Hope for Saudi nurses00:02
After Dark: Survival of the hippest00:02
Indoor: Christmas numbers00:02
Sport on TV: Nazi-provoking naffness meets Nembutal Naz in an orgy of utter obnoxiousness00:02
Interview: Leslie Phillips: Oh, Leslie, you really are a gorgeous beast00:02
New Films: Prince Valiant (PG) Director: Anthony Hickox Starring: Edward Fox00:02
Books: At that time, or the history of a joke00:02
Eurotunnel wins 34-year extension00:02
NO-HEADLINE00:02
Equestrianism: Germans share first after feat at wall00:02
Letter: Badger menace00:02
How MPs' questions are left unanswered00:02
Tax threat to blind00:02
Surfing: News from the north shore - Surf's up and the big wave addicts need another fix00:02
Reincarnation: Film stars set style of worship00:02
Diana's friends say `interview' is fake00:02
Quote Unquote00:02
Ashley hires new finance chief00:02
Indoor: Backgammon00:02
Indoor: Bridge00:02
Cricket: Champions' Cup Final - Empty seats as expats miss out on calypso and the Mexican clap00:02
pounds 25,000 cost of killer00:02
Swede held hostage in Russia00:02
Arts: Who's been sitting in my concert hall?00:02
Football: Honeymoon is over as Gross prepares for a scrap00:02
Lorry runs down four sisters00:02
Design: Hot property00:02
Reincarnation: Child lama breathes new life into Buddhism00:02
Rugby Union: Newcastle ready to feel French heat00:02
Obituary: Christopher Skinner00:02
Football: Money-saving computer aid for big spenders00:02
Scandal: Junketing councillors face surcharge over expenses00:02
Personal Finance: How an insurer is raising the standard for rates next year00:02
Rugby Union: Dwyer happy Back is back to give Leicester control00:02
Preview: Take a festive dip00:02
Indoor: Games people play00:02
Style and Design: Items and Icons at the Oxo00:02
New Films: Close Up (NC) Director: Abbas Kiarostami Starring: Ali Sabizan00:02
Britons feared dead in Indonesian jet crash00:02
Moscow hostage taker killed00:02
Sailing: Henier undone by nature's magic wand00:02
Racing: Hyperion' TV tips00:02
Rugby Union: Ireland seek overdue revenge for run of defeats00:02
Football: Around the world - Portugal turn to television analyst to revive national team's fortunes00:02
City Breaks: Call me stingy00:02
Botha spurns last chance to repent00:02
Personal Finance: Hi-techs find a home00:02
Letter: Snub to an ally00:02
Books: vg? Yeah...00:02
Hunting: Fisher of men, shooter of birds00:02
Christmas Tales: Green Channel00:02
Romanians get royal visit00:02
Decade that shook UK merchant banking00:02
Skiing: Compagnoni maintains her winning run00:02
Postcards from the edge: Try the beat around the Bush00:02
Voyage round my chador00:02
Pop Charts: Albums00:02
Lorry runs down four sisters00:02
Books: Heroes and villains00:02
Belgium heads EU racism league00:02
Rugby Union: Bath now seek stability on and off the field00:02
Food & Drink: Wine drinkers show a nose for quality00:02
Christmas Tales: Wet enough to keep the whales happy00:02
End of an era for merchant banking as Hambros arm sold off for pounds 300m00:02
Football: New date for play-off final00:02
Skiing: You can never be too warm or too thin00:02
Asian turmoil overshadows EMU debate00:02
Equestrianism: Caumont pulls a Christmas cracker00:02
PC Review: Quake II (Activision) cd-rom00:02
Cricket: Champions' Cup Final - England triumph as Thorpe and Fleming conjure desert storm00:02
Scandal: Sorry history of corruption in local government00:02
Football: Sidelines - This week00:02
NO-HEADLINE00:02
The Knack: How to throw a party00:02
Racing: The A-Z of betting - N is for . . .00:02
Holiday firms escape travel agency sell-off00:02
New Films: George of the Jungle (U) Director: Sam Weisman Starring: Brendan Fraser00:02
Football: Tueart calls for a halt to City slump00:02
Letter: Mandela's burden00:02
Visual Arts: Escape from Oxford Street00:02
Console Review: Crash Bandicoot 2 (Sony) PlayStation00:02
Clubs: Christmas at the club face00:02
Obituary: Brig-Gen Uzi Narkiss00:02
Motoring: My Worst Car/Eamonn Holmes'S Fiat 12400:02
The Last Tsar: Bones of contention over Nicholas's final resting place00:02
Interviewers do more than ask the punters' questions00:02
Personal Finance: Big boy' toys ready to go at full steam00:02
Norway hits at Sellafield dumping00:02
Market Report: Footsie suffers as another bout of Asian flu strikes00:02
Rallying: The ultimate rallying test: learning to drive on water00:02
Festive cooking with attitude: Here's one we made earlier00:02
Wide Angle: Stir-fried romance00:02
Obituary: Wilfred Josephs00:02
Rugby Union: Jones starts to make his recovery but will never play again00:02
Hindley returns to jail after hospital tests00:02
Win a Christmas hamper00:02
Basil the punning fox is back from his travels00:02
Books: The price of fame00:02
Doctor has shock for patients00:02
A Dame's Demise: Money may never be repaid as riches lie out of reach00:02
Wine: Red-letter days00:02
Food: Date lines00:02
Football: Hoddle reassures Evans over Owen remarks00:02
The Weasel: What could be more cheery than the medicine cabinet in the shape of a huge red cross?00:02
Christmas story: A Cold Coming00:02
A week in books00:02
Racing: Tricky fences to overcome, but Missile looks right on target00:02
A Dame's Demise: How homes for votes caused downfall of the Iron Lady of local politics00:02
Indoor: The truth about bridge junkies00:02
Skiing: Whistler in the wind00:02
Flying Squad in corruption scandal00:02
Letter: In the stars00:02
Aids man wins welfare claim00:02
Blue berets in the red00:02
Football: Sidelines - Ten things that Aston Villa's Tobagan Dwight Yorke might be missing today00:02
New president warns Koreans to tighten belts00:02
Police launch abuse inquiry00:02
Rural: How to catch up with the local gossip00:02
Boxing: Reid's reign ended by Malinga00:02
Film: US top ten00:02
No getting blotto in the grotto00:02
Last night, Britain was invaded by foreigners. Probably00:02
Gardening: If in doubt, give them something green ...00:02
Leading Article: Green salad, home-made brandy and a large pinch of salt00:02
Theatre: Curtain calls00:02
Black job-seeker loses racial bias battle against M&S00:02
NO-HEADLINE00:02
Rugby Union: Hastings could fill brother's boots says coach00:02
Market Report: Taking Stock00:02
Santa's Travel: Santa Claus? Where's he when he's at home?00:02
May your god go with you00:02
Spielberg `panicked' by stalker who wanted to rape him00:02
Christmas Tales: Carols, surplices, trebles - in a chapel without walls00:02
Dame's demise: Dame Shirley: a disgraced liar00:02
Food & drink: Olive oil, salads, fruit and free-range meat. And cigarettes with everything00:02
France: Lost generation makes its voice heard00:02
Counting the hidden costs of competition00:02
Hospitals: Clowning around on the cancer ward00:02
Football: Anderton dreams of a Spurs resurgence, fitness and France00:02
Gardening: Cuttings00:02
Outtakes: Bud Goldstone talks about the towering obsession of Sabato ' Sam' Rodia00:02
Letter: Asylum lunacy00:02
Pop: As you Likwit00:02
Win Essentials00:02
Letter: Free information00:02
Motoring: The best new cars of 199700:02
Hockey: England preparing to reign in Spain again00:02
Letter: Free information00:02
Football: Sidelines - History lesson00:02
Property: Three on view00:02
Box Clever: Last of the good guys00:02
Faith & Reason: The Archbishop and the Odalisque00:02
Football: Liverpool win appeal over Friedel's work permit00:02
Breast cancer screening call for over-65s00:02
City Breaks: Roll up for the mystery tour00:02
Football: World Cup countdown - 172 days... and counting, until the start of the 1998 World Cup finals00:02
FTSE slides as South Korea sparks fresh market turmoil00:02
Basketball: League follow the arenas in expansion programme00:02
Motoring: Rorty but nice00:02
Television regulators give BDB its licence00:02
Football: The Gaffer Tapes - What Christmas means to us - bad meat and `banned' single00:02
Racing: Stand may miss Champion00:02
Sporting Digest: Football00:02
Snooker: Doyle defeated but fights on00:02
Football: Whyte's experience will be vital, says Miller00:02
Property: Bin the pot-pourri; buy chrome taps00:02
Comedy: Any time, any place, anywhere00:02
Letter: Buying a pension00:02
Restaurants: Neighbourhood watch00:02
So who is the ghost of Peterhouse?00:02
Food & drink: Do you really want to be healthy? Then eat Albanian00:02
Interview: Two Fat Ladies - Cooking their goose, and eating it00:02
Solicitor jailed over fraud00:02
Books: Are we feeling OK?00:02
Jamaican PM romps home in general election00:02
Charts: Classical Albums00:02
Al Fayed Accused: Harrods boss rejects charges of lechery and bugging00:02
Rugby League: Long-awaited merger agreed in Australia00:02
Racing: Right-hand man speaks volumes for Pipe00:02
Film: London top ten00:02
Pool: Pool types extol virtues of table top shoot-out00:02
Santa's Travels: Red-letter day00:02
Away from the manger: what's left when the nativity play is over?00:02
Books: Circular arguments and an old square00:02
US bid for Energy Group gets go-ahead00:02
Boxing: Corbett ready to rely on power00:02
Property: When a family home is a national monument, the caretaker is crucial00:02
Photo-shoot: Britons ready to take on the world00:02
Cyberpetting to teach young women the facts of life00:02
Belle epoque00:02
Indoor: Don't junk it - use it00:02
Sporting Digest: Cricket00:02
Personal Finance: New Year? Give me the old one00:02
Food: Ham it up00:02
Personal Finance: Stocking fillers that won't give the taxman a Christmas bonus00:02
Arts: Laugh? They were almost civilised00:02
City Breaks: 48 hours in the life of Munich00:02
Safety: `None for the road' gains favour00:02
Paris: Follow the pavement in homage to Piaf00:02
Outdoor: View to a thrill00:02
Letter From The Editor00:02
Sport on the internet: From Val d'Isere to Kleenex Corner: how to find your way around the ski slopes without leaving home00:02
Football: A foul but cautionary football tale of Hamish, Horrid and acts of reasonable force00:02
Health: Pill scare increased teenage abortion00:02
Arts: How music built a bridge over troubled waters00:02
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Classical & Opera: Peace and inspiration00:02
Football: Fan's eye view - No 237: The Commentators - Motson and Pearce locked in a sealed room00:02
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