Scourge of Tories turns comic fire on Blair
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Your support makes all the difference.BEN ELTON became the latest star to attack Tony Blair's apparent obsession with image when he launched a broadside yesterday against the Prime Minister's crusade for a Cool Britannia.
The comedian, who was recently pictured smiling with Labour's glitterati at 10 Downing Street, yesterday urged Mr Blair to give it a rest.
His outburst, in the forthcoming issue of the Radio Times, follows comments by several personalities, including Alan McGee, head of Creation Records, and Damon Albarn, of the Britpop band Blur, that the Government has failed to keep its promises.
Elton, regarded as one of the Government's staunchest supporters, until now, said: "The most gruesome aspect of the Cool Britannia thing is the way the politicians are trying to latch on to it. It's sad, it really is. Leaders should never, ever try to look cool - that's for dictators.
"The reason Saddam Hussein always wears combat gear is because he thinks it looks cool.""
In the article, "Cool Britannia? What a load of Rubbish", Elton said: "We don't want to be individuals may more; we only want to be cool. The country is collapsing under a pile of labels. The Prime Minister has publicly stated that he wants to rebrand Britain. But the truth is that you can't buy cool and you can't create it with a label.
"And what, I should like to know, is so great about being cool anyway? When bullies bully people they are trying to look cool.
Uncool people never hurt anybody - all they do is collect stamps, read science- fiction books and stand on the end of railway platforms staring at the trains."
Then he rounded on the politicians.
"I don't mind Radio One trying to be trendy, but I can do without the Labour Party trying to strut its funky stuff. I did not vote Labour because they've heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has a baseball cap."
The comedian, famed for his attacks on Margaret Thatcher in the 1980s, warned the Labour government to watch its step. "The present government should be very careful: style is not a substitute for substance."
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